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Looking for some emotional support legion arms? The cafe now has some carabiners for both the Fulminis and Flamberge arms! Each arm will come with detachable rings and extra bean chains to help hang all your extra charms.

Free Worldwide shipping ends TONIGHT in just 3hrs and 49 minutes!

Shop: Emotional Support Fulminis Legion Arm Carabiner Emotional Support Flamberge Legion Arm Carabiner

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Just in time for the Summer Solstice! Even a master stalker needs a cold treat during the heat of battle.

Shop: Lies of P Starlit Popsicles

From now until June 22nd, the Cafe is offering Free Worldwide Shipping!

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Proud to announce that the Cosmic Whale Cafe is vending at Citrus Con this weekend, an 18+ BL Convention that is fully online! Don't worry if you're not attending, worldwide shipping is free from June 20th to June 22nd. A whole host of brand new designs have dropped, including Lies of P designs to celebrate Overture and returning items.

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10% of all sales will be donated to Trans Lifeline from now until June 30th!

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The Cafe's Gay Wrath sale is now LIVE! Come by and enjoy 15% off all items from now until June 30th, except for Clearance items. Been waiting for something shiny? Now's your chance to come grab it! We might even have some spicy new items drop in soon. 👀

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10% of all sales from now until June 30th will be donated to Trans Lifeline!

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The music may be gone in Krat, but this pocketwatch is still with you. Come grab a fairy bottle with the Moonphase Pocketwatch.

Shop: Lies of P Pocketwatch Fairy Bottle

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I only have one more left of this beautiful mini CD featuring Feel! Come grab it from the first wave -- more designs to come soon. 👀

Shop: Lies of P Feel Mini CD

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Zinogre's gone in a flash, but there's always more monsters on the horizon! Dodogama's here to bring you some energy to your day.

Shop: Dodogama's Bomb-tastic Energy Drink

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No new stock, but we have a price adjustment across the board (don't worry, it's all good pricing for you). 10% of all sales from now until June 30th will be sent to translifeline.org. Come by!

Shop: Cosmic Whale Cafe

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No new stock, but we have a price adjustment across the board (don't worry, it's all good pricing for you). 10% of all sales from now until June 30th will be sent to translifeline.org. Come by!

Shop: Cosmic Whale Cafe

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Our Spring Break sale ends tonight at 11:59pm PDT! Come by to visit our Lies of P collection and grab something sweet for yourself.

Shop: The Lies of P Collection

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Our Spring Break sale is ending soon! Come by the Tower North district to grab something cool, or maybe you want to make a quick trip to see ol' Drifter?

Shop: The Destiny 2 Collection

Sale ends on 11:59pm PDT Apr. 27th!

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We don't have eggs at the cafe because they're too expensive, but we have Dodogama, who likes eating explosive rock...eggs...! Yeah, that's it.

Shop: Bomb-tastic Blasting Brew Soda Charm

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Updating our links, here's our Dawning Cookies Magnet set. Each comes with 3 magnets in a reusable flower tin. Come grab one today to sweeten up your day and your creative spaces. 💖🍪

Shop: Dawning Cookies Magnet, Pack of 3

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Our Spring Break sale is now LIVE! Come by and enjoy 25% off all charms, including our line of liquid charms.

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Important Shop Update!

Hi everyone,

I got some stuff I wanted to share about the site. Squarespace decided to do the maximum capitalism thing and made the decision that on the basic tier of their webservice, you can't run a sale anymore. Because of this change in their operations and pricing and whatever, I can't honor your returning coupon codes anymore on my personal site, and I'm not willing to cough up an extra $100 a year to host up a website with them and be able to run a sale (honestly it's just...so dumb).

So! What does that mean? It just means everything will be now staying on the Etsy storefront -- I'll be making inventory adjustments because I was doing some manual splitting between that storefront versus the Etsy one, but no more!

All the discounts that were on the other site is now live on Etsy. We'll also be holding a Spring Break sale starting on the 13th, so keep your eyes open here or on Bluesky or elsewhere for news on that.

We also have a new hosting service for our newsletter, so if you'd like to join up in case I decide to toss out a code or if you want to keep up with everything, join the newsletter. I'd love to see you there. (I've migrated everyone from our previous newsletter host over, so if you joined recently and are concerned you might not be on the list, you're on it don't worry)

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A new Lies of P charm featuring rainbow porcelain film is now available! Come grab one today, featuring the track "Proposal, Flower, Wolf Part 1". Each charm comes with a special butterfly key clasp, and is available in either gold or silver.

US/CAN: Proposal, Flower, Wolf Part 1 Int'l: Proposal, Flower, Wolf part 1 @ Etsy

If you'd like to stay up to date without the hassle of social media, I encourage you to join our newsletter. You'll get the latest on shop updates, restocks, and a few other communications in between. I try to not spam as much as possible, so at most you might get one email a month.

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Come and get your Dawning Cookies! Each cookie is an embossed wood decorative magnet, and comes in a pack of three inside a reusable tin. Each tin will have a Gjalllardoodle, Drifter's Chocolate Mote, and Classic Butter Cookie from Eva.

US/CAN: Dawning Cookies Tin Int'l: Dawning Cookies Tin @ Etsy

If you'd like to stay up to date without the hassle of social media, I encourage you to join our newsletter. You'll get the latest on shop updates, restocks, and a few other communications in between. I try to not spam as much as possible, so at most you might get one email a month.