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just watched episode 4 and ... I've got some things to say, but first my opinions about the first 3 episodes:

They're fine, it had its ??? moments and the its supposed to be a serious scene but you just end up laughing your ass off

Like when louis's brother last words are: " I ate too much checkered cake " and he fucking throws himself off the roof like 😭???

Also the scene where lestat in a jealous state brings soldiers to louis's brothel and he says: well i thought we could have an orgy you could fuck them and i could eat them, and then later he says: I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING! 1!1!!1 💀

I'm sure there are more but i really can't remember them rn lmao, but now let's talk about episode 4 :

The whole plot is based on the knowledge that Daniel and Louis are redoing the interview they did back in the 70s bc Louis is a big dumb dummy head who can't seem to get his life right and now he wants a second chance for some reason, right?

So what does Daniel mean when he says: for a killing machine i kind of like her??? You are already supposed to know who she is? And yes i considered his parkinson's disease but he clearly remembers louis and lestat's shitty relationship and keeps shitting louis for changing the story so why would he forget about claudia? that's just lazy plot-convenient writing.

Also about claudia .... I don't want y'all to pull the iTs hEr FIrsT rOlEee!!1! card bc it was also 11 year-old kirsten dunst's first role and she did THAT performance in the 1994 movie and she even stated that she didn't really understand claudia very well but she still did a jaw-dropping performance, and bailey bass did not understand the assignment very well, and neither did the costume designers -_-

But that's not all, why didn't claudia get her gut-wrenching + " the spark" transformation like Louis did? Bc the instance she turns into a vampire she's already so into it in an annoying way, canon claudia is simply fine and cool with her transformation since she didn't quite know what she fully was yet, all she knew was that she wanted and needed to feed. She was just a 5 year-old kid.

Now I'm sure bailey bass gave her all in this episode and sorry but not sorry ... her performance comes off as annoying and too much for me, i get the fact that she's a 13 year-old girl but we all know that that's not how canon claudia acted right? Even for a 5 year-old kid. Also a scene that pissed me off was when claudia asks for more blood and Louis says: you want more? UM LESTAT SHOULD'VE SAID THAT?? LOUIS WOULD HAVE PROBABLY GONE CRYING TO HIS COFFIN HOLDING CLAUDIA IN HIS ARMS LIKE A DOLL THE INSTANT HE WOULD'VE HEARD HER SAY THAT

Also they way this episode tries to gaslight me into thinking that she actually looked like a 13 year-old girl... nobody's fooled amc. And i kinda don't like the way they seem like a wholesome cutesy family ... they were nothing like that??? if they ever spent some "family time" it would be at operas or goint to finish off families with lestat, not going to kill couples fucking in the middle of nowhere.

And the part where daniel says that claudia was a bandage for a shitty marriage, yeah we know that but before claudia came louis and lestat already had a happy active sex life and louis just brought claudia bc he just can't live in peace for a minute.

And for last, the final scene where claudia goes: i'll forever be stuck in this flat-chested, thirteen year-old, hairless crotched, baby doll body.

Girl. You just fucked your crush and accidentally killed him in the process and i don't think he was bothered by your "flat chest" and "hairless crotch". 75 year-old in a 5 year-old body claudia wouldn't have even gotten a smooch on the cheek unless if it was a kind of what a wonder of a child! situation.

As my final words, I only hope that claudia better start acting mature and fast bc this is nothing what I expected for 2022 claudia to be.

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I really hope this is a nightmare scene bc what the hell is that

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“ how about we try to explore claudia's story more since we claim to be " truer " to the book/movie, how she was created out of manipulation, how she slowly comes to realize the evil both Louis and Lestat have done to her, her torment with the fact that she'll never grow old and/or look like a woman, the empty nest syndrome, ect. ”

“ nahh let's just forget all of that since we've casted an adult to play a child we might as well make her complain about getting 0 bitches ”

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" He was my mentor, my lover, and my maker " me when I'm subtle

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😬😬😬

not what you want to hear from an executive producer

(link)

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Film Updates on twitter ( and some other channels on youtube too like this one below ) already uploaded the trailer and most of the comments are ... not looking too good. Like only the ones who somewhat know about the vampire chronicles and/or the 1994 film are excited about it. ( some of them even say that it's unnecessary ) but the ones who don't know anything about it are saying it looks like shit. If the serie is only going to be famous in it's fandom and not in general, then it's pretty much going to fail 😬

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Ok so first of all, i'll give it this :

I like the visuals, didn't really picture it this way when i read the book other than a few scenes, there'll also be some INTENSE loustat scenes so kinda looking forward to that, even if they didn't have the best relationship at first but oh well, it's done already. I see that they still gave Claudia that innocent but terrifying vibe which is perfect. And also the soundtrack fucking slaps.

Now, the bad side in my opinion :

I don't like how they make Lestat look like this emotionless, blood-covered monster when he feeds, that scene in the church made me audibly cringe. Lestat is a vampire with manners and elegance in his every step, even when killing. That's what makes him so ... Him ! He's seductive, charming, and. yet sadistic at the same time, him just violently killing a priest in front of Louis is so out of character for him. Now maybe it's just that scene that made him look bad. I sure hope so.

And the whole ´´ Lestat waiting for Louis to fall in love with him before turning him ´´ makes no sense since it kinda ruins the main plot of the first book : Louis not fully understanding what he was getting himself into since he barely knew Lestat at all, which leads with Louis's dissapointment and anger with Lestat and his inability to cope with being a vampire. Also I still hate old Daniel.

But nonetheless, I still look forward to it, the 1994 movie adaption will always be N° 1 for me, I just hope that it'll at least be a decent show.

SDCC Trailer: Anne Rice’s Interview With The Vampire | New Series October 2

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Louis was already problematic enough

for y'all to make him a black pimp, and

casting an adult for claudia isn't " truer "

to the book. I'm sure sam reid will do a

great job playing lestat but I HARDLY

DOUBT he will do it better than tom

cruise did. You wanna call something a

bad adaptation?

Go watch queen of the damned.

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at least they're doing something right,

love the promotion so far even if lestat

is literally screaming : GRAPHIC DESIGN

IS MY PASSION !! 1!1!!!1!1!

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i'm sorry it's giving

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AMC’s Interview with the Vampire (2022-) | Coming This Fall

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my brother in christ a nadie le importa 3 hectáreas de caca citas random del libro, ya lo hemos leído, solo queremos un trailer.

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ASÍ ES COMO SE VE UN VAMPIRO DE ANNE RICE. Sus vampiros son felinos, fieras, gárgolas malditas que no tienen humanidad si no seducción. Una seducción no humana.

Lestat en Entrevista con el Vampiro ( segun la vision de Louis ) es cruel, seductor, vanidoso y arrogantemente exquisito. Es un principe francés ácido y refinado pero con sexualidad y ardor evidentes. No es un humano . LOS VAMPIROS NO PIENSAN NI SIENTEN COMO HUMANOS.

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PONGAN TW JUMPSCARE

QUE ES ESTO

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Lestat cuando Louis se negaba a alimentarse de un humano :

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