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What a butt!

Hot frum milf part1

Credit: @dniel200

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Delicious

Watch the whole thing! You won’t be disappointed 😉. Frum Milf with a gorgeous ass swaying back and forth.

-Taking submissions, so if you send me something to my private messages then - I will send you something in return 😉- as a reward

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Want a video in your inbox?! ;)

If you’d like a short video of me doing what I do best in your inbox reblog this. Since tumblr won’t let me post videos I’ll do individual videos. (: Makes for some happy followers!

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The frum shidduch game.....

….is such BULLSHIT!!! You tell a bunch of former high school players and sluts who already played the game and had they’re fair share of sexual experiences , now in they’re early 20’s, to dress up, act proper, and go talk in a some lounge for 2 hours!?!? We’re all more or less the same. Similar homes, similar schools, similar backgrounds, mindsets, hopeful futures, ect. It takes 15 minutes to know a person “on the surface”, which is all a person shows on a date. If youre really good at “shotzing” people up (like myself), it takes 5 minutes. After a half hour into the date (about the time it takes to drive to the stupid lounge), all we wanna do is be all over each other. But we cant do that can we? Wont look good on the shidduch resume. We gotta just keep acting like we don’t know what sex is, like we don’t have hormones and testosterone and wild fantasies. “So whos your sisters in-laws? Oh the goldsteinowitzenbergs from brooklynmonseylakewood, that is so fucking interesting cuz i went to yeshiva with they’re neighbor….wow small world”. I’m waiting for a girl to tell me something interesting. Tell me about that time you got drunk in Israel while in seminary, cuz i know you did. Tell me about that thing you did that you’re ashamed of but don’t regret cuz life is all about experiencing. Tell me about how you like your hair pulled and ass smacked, or those fluffy pink handcuffs in your amazon cart that you’re waiting for someone to use them on before you buy it (you could wait till the 2nd date for all that Lol). I’m not saying we should hook up just like that, but tell me something that will have me interested and thinking about you so i don’t have to fight off the urge to do something crazy the minute i drop you off. Be normal and stable and mature, but be different. For fucks sake, is anybody different? I’m sick of having to pretend to be listening and interested in hearing about the same thing i pretended to listen to last night from another girl. We’re all different so why do we pretend to be the same? BE DIFFERENT. BE INTERESTING. Anyway, anybody have a good date spot in lakewood?

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Something hot….