cosmoknightchaos

[cosmoknightchaos]

Trusted partner

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Loser tournament final round! Cast your vote here!

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Injecting pure estrogen into my bloodstream so I forcefeminize my vampire friend

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*giggles cutely* uhh... i mean tch. -_-

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they fucking ruined the word minion. the whole word, ruined, forever. they spent a billion dollars to change the meaning and ruin the word forever. there should be a class action lawsuit

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mostly this pisses me off so much because these are the people always going “omg butches are so hot i want a butch girlfriend etc” but then turn around and go “trans men lesbians? ewwwwwwwwwwww no that’s not a thing and has never been a thing” like oh my god how are you attracted to a historical identity without knowing absolutely any of the history behind it.

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hits fiddleford with the femme lesbian beam

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tumblr has to be the BEST place to stumble upon random fetishes. fuck big knees or whatever deviantart has going on i wanna know what's up with the dude who has a fetish for men smoking while being executed

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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do

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"The [X] fetish crowd found this post"

You've literally received the biggest compliment you could get on tumblr dot com. You've inadvertently stumbled upon a nest of starving rats living under the train tracks and fed them a single piece of cheese. They're talking about your post with their secret mutuals. They're talking about The Character. That one piece of cheese made their whole weekend.

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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function