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minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
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give him some space... and let him do it's thing
find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him
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"If you saw someone stealing food; no you didn't"
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the conundrum never ends
(the painting is official gaspard and lisa art from their japanese twitter)
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the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
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Hey uhhh do I need to go to the hospital if I just learned that a mug I drink out of once in a while contains 99,300 ppm lead from a fucking wojak meme
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in 2030 you'll have to pay a $9/month subscription just so they dont send a pack of dogs to bark at your house all night
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