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Bestie activities include cuddling and murder (in that order)

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Stop talking about this guy's birthday for her sake. And the sake of everyone around her.

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IDW 69 spoilers

Look at hair down Surge!! That's my boy!!!

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She doesn't care about Valentine's day, she barely knows what it is. Surge is just here to get chocolate from anyone naive fearless enough to give her some.

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❝No way, no way! You can barely eat it, so I should keep all of it! Blehh, bleehh, blleehhh.❞

" Only if you share... "

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❝Hey, hey! I can eat a ton of chocolate! So if you can't eat it then gimme it!❞

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I've made it through this year even if it killed me.

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Oh look, it's the birthday hedgehog!

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Cartoony boys

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❝I wanna trick-or-treat too, nya!❞

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*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

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PROMPTS FOR GETTING DEFENSIVE *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

i said i'm fine. you don't have to keep asking.

i told you i'm all right. would you just leave?

you didn't have to come all this way for that.

i'm good! i don't need your help!

you don't have to get all defensive about it.

you just go on ahead. i'll be fine on my own.

i said it's nothing.

i can fix this myself.

just go somewhere else and leave me alone.

do me a favor and stop asking me that.

i told you what i know.

i'm just trying to help you. that's it.

i don't know any more than that.

would you just leave me alone?

if you'd just give me a second, i'll handle it.

i offer my help, and this is how you thank me?

stop pushing me away. you can't do this alone.

you keep saying you're fine, but i know you're not fine.

stop lying to me! i can see right through it!

you're just making it harder on yourself.

i handle everything myself. this time is no different.

you've got a real attitude problem, you know that?

we could get this done faster if you'd just let me help.

i'm not hiding anything.

that's not what i said at all.

that's a lie and you know it.

i don't need you to babysit me.

would you just go?

you're absolutely insufferable. you know that, right?

i hate it when you push me away like this.

how many times do i have to tell you i'm fine?

stop treating me like a baby.

i don't need you breathing over my shoulder.

get out of here before i make you leave.

there's nothing in there!

i'm not lying!

don't bullshit me. i know what you did.

we're going to get to the bottom of this.

i told you everything i know. can i go now?

i'm not saying another word.

i can't help you if you don't let me.

go away. get out of here.

i'm better equipped at facing these things alone.

you didn't see anything.

i wish you would just talk to me and tell me what's going on.

i can help you. i'd really like to help you.

just take a few deep breaths.

i'm not here to cause a problem. i'm here to help.

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* 𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄  𝐌𝐀𝐍.

feel free to change pronouns / wording! 

“ i can’t take you with me. ”  

“ what is going on ? are you okay ? ”  

“ i’ll explain later. ”  

“ how long you been up ? ”  

“ can’t sleep. ”  

“ as far as i’m concerned, you just walked on the moon. ”  

“ this is not fair. ”  

“ i have a plan and i need you to go along with it. ”  

“ can you talk t’ me ? ”  

“ this doesn’t make any sense. ”  

“ you’re safe. ”  

“ i think it’s important to have goals. ”  

“ excuse you ? i know i didn’t hear you just say that. ”  

“ i knew you needed a new one and that one just … that has to go. ”  

“ i wouldn’t even bother t’ ask you. ”  

“ he said the other day that i was mature for my age. ”  

“ i’m a little hungover believe it or not. ”  

“ champagne does that to me, every time. ”  

“ might need a little help staying focused. ”  

“ you did that. ”  

“ any way we can salvage it ? ”  

“ there was someone in here. ”  

“ i speak a little french. ”  

“ i know i put them in here. ”  

“ you probably shouldn’t drive or operate any heavy machinery for the next few days. ”  

“ she hasn’t explained t’ me why we’re here yet. ”  

“ i’m’a need you to sit up and listen. ”  

“ show a little respect. ”  

“ something tells me you know exactly what i’m talking about. ”  

“ i was relieved, when i heard that he was dead. ”  

“ i do like cake. ”  

“ that’s the sad reality. ”  

“ that’s what money and power buy you. people. ”  

“ can’t you just … forget i ever existed ? ”  

“ i don’t think i have much time left. ”  

“ you’re like a cop. ”  

“ you have this brute force … strength … that is so, so comforting when i’m in trouble. ”  

“ i’d kick his ass. ”  

“ tell me you don’t think i did this. ”  

“ i shouldn’t have walked out on you and left you alone. ”  

“ there’s one option, where this all goes away. ”  

“ it’s time to stop playing games. ”  

“ i don’t expect you to make a decision right now. ”  

“ now you’ve only got yourself to blame. ”  

“ you have to listen to me ! ”  

“ makes me feel like i’m the crazy one. ”  

“ you can’t help me. ”  

“ it’s all a lie. ”  

“ you might not be hungry at all. ”  

“ you know, you’re the only person in the world who gets to see my hand shake. ”  

“ i’ve learnt my lesson. ”  

“ why can’t you just tell me the truth ? ”  

“ i know that you feel like you’re going insane sometimes. ”  

“ i know you better than anyone else in the world. ”  

“ you heard it, right ? ”  

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╰┈➤ DIALOGUE PROMPTS : Assorted a set of various original dialogue prompts !

❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞ ❝ i need you, don’t you get that ? ❞ ❝ can we get takeout on the way back ? i have no desire to cook tonight. ❞ ❝ get away from me ! ❞ �� well, that’s a new one. ❞ ❝ i have decided that i will no longer be thinking. not a single thought in this head, from this point onward. ❞ ❝ i know i sound like a broken record, but you need to hear it. ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? i’ve been waiting for you ! ❞ ❝ i’m starting to wonder if the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t that great after all. maybe i should stay in the dark. ❞ ❝ i’m fine ! i’m perfectly fine ! ❞ ❝ i know you’re ignoring me, but i’m going to keep talking anyways. ❞ ❝ when i enter the room, i should have a theme song. ❞ ❝ sometimes i wonder why there isn’t a laugh track whenever you enter the room. ❞ ❝ my list of grievances would be about a mile long. ❞ ❝ what were you thinking ? you could have been hurt ! ❞ ❝ you know that you can always call me when you need me. ❞ ❝ i want to complain, but i don’t even have the energy. ❞ ❝ you know that movie trope of sticking food into the dvd player ? yeah, turns out it really is a bad idea. ❞ ❝ i never wanted to be like you. ❞ ❝ i didn’t ask to be stuck with you. ❞ ❝ stay out of my way. ❞ ❝ stay out of this. ❞ ❝ who did you insult this time ? ❞ ❝ i may have insulted the wrong person. ❞ ❝ i hate them. i hate them, with their voice, and their perfect hair, and their deep eyes, and … ❞ ❝ it’s a wonder you’ve made it this far. ❞ ❝ let’s play a game, shall we ? ❞ ❝ go back to the shadows you came from. ❞

❝ you look like a mess. ❞ ❝ what is it going to take for you to talk to me ? ❞ ❝ here, let me fix it for you. have you never tied a tie before ? ❞ ❝ i have an extra ticket. do you want to come with me ? ❞ ❝ i have to catch them before they leave on their flight ! ❞ ❝ i ran here to catch you before you left. i need to tell you something. ❞ ❝ this is the leap of faith. ❞ ❝ i need you to trust me. ❞ ❝ i don’t believe we’ve met. ❞ ❝ so, you must be the infamous [ name ] . ❞ ❝ here, let me hold you … it’s going to be alright. ❞ ❝ i’ve been doomscrolling for the past three hours. i need to get out. ❞ ❝ would you like to go on a walk with me ? ❞ ❝ when was the last time you took a moment to just breathe and be in the moment ? ❞ ❝ you’re not the person i remember. you’ve changed. ❞ ❝ who hurt you ? ❞ ❝ someone who’s eaten that much ice cream is clearly not okay. come on, talk to me. ❞ ❝ have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again ? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry i’m late. ❞ ❝ i’ll go with you, if you don’t want to be alone. ❞ ❝ wow, that’s terrible. here, you try it. ❞ ❝ you’re soaked ! what were you doing out there ? did you forget an umbrella ? come inside so we can dry you off … ❞ ❝ i could listen to you talk for hours. ❞

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little guy