machetepenguin

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i don’t really like payton that much

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I'm gonna say it... I do not care for alyssa bustamante.

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Is it true that you're a federal agent cosplaying as a Brenton Tarrant fan?

WHAT! how did you find out my biggest secret!?

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Anders Breivik chocolate

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STOP POSTING THESE PICTURES I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

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7 womens/5 mens

What’s everyone’s shoe size.

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being chronically online and depressed during the summer and then super busy and anxious during the school year feels so weird😭

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whats up with ex tcc members and acting like we personally held them captive in northern siberia and forced them to watch the columbine tapes as if they weren't begging to see dylric porn 1 month ago

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whenever i say i’m filo and korean despite the fact i’m only like 15-20% korean i feel like birdie claiming he’s 1/4 mexican

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nnnniiippplleeee laaannzuuhhh

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Payton genuinely earned the title for THE Tarrant Copycat no one can change my mind

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bro i hope one of my dad’s aunts fucking dies i hated that old bitch ever since i was seven

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when i was in seventh grade i got super interested in ww2 specifically nazi germany and specifically hitler and i would imagine myself as this dictator of america and i took the name “new hitler” as a compliment

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I recognize people from their profile picture. When someone changes their profile picture I don’t remember who they are and feel stupid.

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SEUNG HUI CHO WOULD NOT LIKE KPOP JUST BECAUSE HE’S KOREAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

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MY BUTTHOLE SPEAK BRITISH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM SHITTING SO FUCKING HARD IT HURTS

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I’m sorry why is this actually so creative I laughed at this @autistnecrophile (the hair loss is progressing!)