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THIS BLOG HAS BEEN ARCHIVED & I’M MOVING GRIEVOUS OVER TO @crdered

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like this post for a starter !!

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Let it be canon that obiwan has at least once drew a smile on grevious agahshdhdjfjtj

either that or he’s tried to sneak up on grievous one time when he was resting and one SECOND before that pen hit his mask grievous grabs his wrist and just LOOKS at him and obi is like “HAHA OK IM LEAVING IM LEAVING YOU CAN STOP BREAKING MY BONE NOW”

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2.10 “The Deserter” // 4.07 “Darkness on Umbara”

because @ct-hardcase had mentioned it

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((fghfg i know this. isnt an ask blog but. i wanted to share. 4 armed hugs is something i have been thinking about for a Long Time. surely there are practical applications as well as tactical in regards to cool robo splitty arms ))

Trust me, if Grievous wasn’t a giant emotionally-repressed tarantula-shaped toaster, ALL OF THE HUGE HUGS WOULD OCCUR!

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i finally figured out a way to phrase my question that isnt. that. so 'do you think grievous uses his four arms outside of combat, and if so, for what' is what i was tryign to say. i,m so sorry. also if u get this twice i accidentally pulled up the html stuff last time and everything went white so i might have accidentally sent it. actually most likely not. im so sorry im. going to leave now i hope u have a nice time also i hope u find this funny ive been tryign to fix this with humor, goodnight

ANON I’M LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETHEART AND I ADORE YOU PLEASE BE MY FRIEND?

But to answer your question! I doubt he uses his four arms very much at all, honestly. I think he finds himself very efficient using just two, and will split them apart during times where it’s most necessary. After all, he did grow up with just two and the majority of his lightsaber training probably mainly involved lots of Jar’Kai and, y’know, some FOOT stuff.

 Now, I kinda think a lot of Grievous content has overused the whole four-arms thing just because IT’S SUPER FRICKIN COOL. Which I don’t blame them, because it is super frickin’ cool. I just don’t think Grievous would feel the need to overuse it unless he’s feeling particularly Extra. And that’s the skinny from Dehydrated Zachariah (TM) !

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what is it like to have arms that can split apart into more arms? the advantages have gotta be plentiful. like intimidation, or surprising your opponent. or the ability to carry all the groceries in at once. or being able to give twice as many hugs. or four times as many hugs, if theres like, one arm per person

HE WAS MUSING a reply to such a thoughtful question, but at one point, you lost him.

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question about grievous from padme: Why.

because. 

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send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

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ALL OF ZACH’S MUSES

@crdered : STAR WARS MULTIMUSE. ACTIVE. @coughbot : GENERAL GRIEVOUS (SW). ACTIVE. @itstoll : RIFF RAFF (ROCKY HORROR). INACTIVE. @mysteryinspace : DC COMICS MULTIMUSE. SEMI-INACTIVE. @vesselbound : ETRIGAN / JASON BLOOD (DC). SEMI-ACTIVE.  @xofsin : THE PHANTOM STRANGER (DC). ALWAYS LURKIN.  @itsaliving : HITMAN (DC). SEMI-ACTIVE.  @agrifter : GRIFTER (DC). SEMI-INACTIVE. 

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General, on a scale of Ronderu to Kenobi, with Kenobi being the highest, how much do you hate witches?

“——— KENOBI. I̶ wo̢uld̕ cre͢a̕t̵e ̢m̧ý ̕ow̷n͞ ͢ans̴w̕er, ͏but̕ I'͠m ̶a͞f̷ŕa҉id͝ ̸t͘here͘’s ͢n̢o̡ o̴n̡ȩ I h͘ate͡ M҉O̶RE ̡t̶hàn K͢e͢n̴ob҉i҉.̨ ̕”  Yeah, no, Grievous was NOT a fan of witches, especially not those from Dathomir. While they didn’t seem like personally a threat to him due to the fact that they couldn’t very well do what they did to Dooku to him, he didn’t like the concept of their magical advantage. 

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‘Boss Mode’

Knife Party

Abandon Ship

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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WESTWORLD SENTENCE MEME

“ Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world. The disarray. I choose to see the beauty. ”

“ Evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool: the mistake. ”

“ What is your itinerary? ”

“ And what do you want to say to your maker? ”

“ You don’t know where you are, do you? ”

“ You’re in a prison of your own sins. ”

“ You want to ask, so ask. ”

“ Are you real? ”

“ You can’t play God without being acquainted with the devil. ”

“ I know how that head of yours works. ”

“ We practice witchcraft. We speak the right words. Then we create life itself out of chaos. ”

“ He would have us burned at the stake. ”

“ That woman in charge is quite formidable. ”

“ You can just say ‘bitch.’ I hear it enough. ”

“ You’ve died at least a thousand times. ”

“  Maybe someday soon we’ll have the life we’ve both been dreaming of. ”

“ Has it never occurred to you to run off with her? ”

“ Everyone I cared about is gone and it hurts so badly. ”

“ The pain, their loss it’s all I have left of them. ”

“ I can feel spaces opening up inside of me, like a building with rooms I’ve never explored. ”

“ I may be losing my mind. ”

“ I think I want to be free. ”

“ You sound like a man who’s grown tired of wearing his guts on the inside. ”

“ I believe that only the truly brave can look at the world and understand that all of it gods, men, everything else will end badly. No one will be saved. ”

“ Maybe we’ve got more in common than I thought. ”

“ I imagined a story where I didn’t have to be the damsel. ”

“ Never start something you’re not willing to finish. “

“ If you’re getting fucked either way, go with the lucrative version…sweetheart. ”

“ I’ve been pretending my whole life. Pretending I don’t mind, pretending I belong. ”

“ All my life, I’ve prided myself on being a survivor. ”

“ It’d be a suicide mission. ”

“ At first, I thought you and the others were gods. Then I realized you’re just men. ”

“ You think I’m scared of death? I’ve done it a million times. I’m fucking great at it. ”

“ How many times have you died? Because if you don’t help me, I’ll kill you. ”

“ It’s the human beings who confuse me. ”

“ You’re a fucking monster. ”

“ Time to write my own fucking story. ”

“ At any point, I could blow up or collapse like some dark star or… ”

“ Did you hurt them, too? ”

“ You both keep assuming that I want out. ”

“ If it’s such a wonderful place out there, why are you all clamoring to get in here? ”

“ People like you keep spreading over this world like a stain! ”

“ You pretend to be this weak, moralizing little asshole, but, really, you’re a fucking piece of work. “

“ You helped me find myself. “

“ About time you realized the futility of your situation. “

“ I’m not crying for myself. I’m crying for you. “

“ Time undoes even the mightiest of creatures. Just look at what it’s done to you. “

“ The gods are pussies. “

“ You needed time. Time to understand your enemy. To become stronger than them. “

“ I’m afraid in order to escape this place, you will need to suffer more. “

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