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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.
#joy to the world the barney's dead we barbecued his head!#what happened to the body? we flushed it down the potty! round and round it goes#round and round it goes#round and round and round it goes!#and the other one was like. I hate you you hate me let's tie barney to a tree#but I forget the rest of it lmfao#there was definitlely a 'give a dog his bones' in there tho lol
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can i borrow 1 thousing dollers
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it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.
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the moment i first understood the myth of meritocracy i think was when i read the "Eragon" books as a teenager, and it said on the back that the author had started writing them at 15 and it became a bestseller. this stressed me out so much, I also wanted that kind of success in writing at such a young age & kept thinking I should also be able to do it, that I must be doing something wrong – and then YEARS later i found out his parents had a publishing company and financed him touring through the whole U.S before the books became successful
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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed
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I remembered I can make collages :)
would love to draw the percy jackson characters in the clothes I imagine them wearing but I can't draw. alas. you'll never know how correct I am
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Jan Vanriet (Belgian, 1948), De overtocht [The Crossing], 2006. Oil on canvas, 120 x 160 cm.
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Went to make another post about getting high and jacking off weird but suddenly i got self conscious. Well what if i’m shy
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crystal heart suede clutch by mach & mach in pink
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tsunami alert for west coast and hawaii and japan, maybe other pacific coasts. big earthquake off russia.
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Do you have any recipes you’ve been enjoying lately?
eh, nothing in particular? I'm a pretty lazy cook so I usually don't try new recipes that much. I think the last new thing I tried cooking was a recipe for chicken lettuce wraps?? which are great! but it's also been like a couple months lol
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would love to draw the percy jackson characters in the clothes I imagine them wearing but I can't draw. alas. you'll never know how correct I am
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god i wish this add was for the seller of this statue i want it so bad lmfaooo
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