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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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While i was waiting for my flight to board i noticed a guy behind me having a clearly pretend conversation on the phone with a fake customer service person and saying some incredible stuff. After a few minutes he walks up to me and asks me what my hat says (it says cowgirl). He starts telling me about why he got removed from his last flight which basically amounted to screaming at a noisy child and her parents. I notice theres blood dripping from his leg. He says “i dont think they had a real reason i think the flight attendants just didnt wanna deal with me” and im like yeah it sounds like they had a good reason thats a valid reason you should buy earplugs or maybe do deep breathing. He laughs and another trail of blood is dripping down his pant legs. Probably the most terrifying experience ive had in recent memory.

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