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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.
Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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an epilogue of sorts lol
I DREW LENE a whole Lene post is coming
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
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season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -
A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending
B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning
C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole
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I NEED YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT NOT ONLY IS MACE WINDU A THEATER NERD, HE IS ALSO A FOOD NERD. (Star Wars: Mace Windu: The Glass Abyss | Steven Barnes)
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing
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Ultimately, it’s Lene and Thame who are really in trouble because Yoda’s SURE they both knew and didn’t say anything about it
#op this whole series is delightful i love them your honor#(...omg au where dooku doesn't fall to the dark side bc he can't forge yoda's signature??)
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Yoda has so many other things to do, would he even notice?
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
#i once had to do a rewrite of we didn't start the fire for events in my lifetime for school#honestly coming up with enough events was very difficult for me at the time (partially bc i was not very woke)#...i can't imagine kids nowadays having any such difficulties with similar assignments#(admittedly part of it wasn't a dearth of events but getting them into lyrics. but this decade has had sooo much that could be used as#filler/bridging content.)
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When someone you thought you could trust lures you out of the temple, promising afternoon tea at your favorite spot, but “forgets” he needs to make a “quick stop” on the way
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When your Jedi master won’t endorse your problematic interests (your best friends’ masters are totally chill about the whole thing)
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(let’s be honest, Yoda knew this whole time and he’s been waiting for the perfect moment to strike)
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category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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