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do you think dracula hotboxes that coffin. I think so
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details of “organs of the house”
mixed media // ko-fi
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Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle
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Count Dracula had two jobs, 1) make sure Jonathan Harker dies in Transylvania + no one ever knows what happened to him and 2) pick a target in London with no links to Jonathan Harker whatsoever. Both tasks were very very easy and he failed both of them
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i dont want a job i need to play with my friends and draw vampires forever
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vampires have to ask before nutting in you because they need permission to come inside. and also because they're sub tops.
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One must imagine Sisyphus getting some sort of sick sexual pleasure out of all that
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bite marks bite marks bite marks bite marks
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shoutout to this bathroom with a mirror aimed directly at the toilet allowing you to easily examine your hog while shitting
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I really love how vampires will just hiss at you
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