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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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Komodo Dragon

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The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.

At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.

And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.

It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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How do I communicate to this bird outside our window that its song is repetitive, derivative, and frankly kind of ass. You can't get bitches by just repeating the same five notes over and over, buddy.

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Employee of the month - Geminiano

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Updated ref for my sona!! They change patterns and anatomy every time I draw them, but I wanted something a little more concrete for Artfight.

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Cup Walkaaaaaaaaaa

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How it feels to be the only unemployed person in a discord server

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@mimiso-soup

emu of the colossus

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Mutuals, holler if you ever want my email or other places to contact me!

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Meet Mary, a nugget I just hired who was apparently part of a 'buy one, get one free' deal-- he seems to behave as two identical employees that move together, share one set of stats, equipment, health and follow the same work queue at the same time! I've NEVER seen a glitch like this, nor had any of the people I was playing with when this happened, but I LOVE it, and I absolutely plan to oc-ify this little guy and work this into his lore somehow (...that is, if I can decide on an appropriate explanation).

Any ideas what might've caused this bug, or any stories/experiences with similar glitches?