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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

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one day this kid’s gonna save the world or take it over and I’m okay w either

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chaotic siblings

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cant knock this boy over with a pail of water

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PSA:  you’re all talented writers && deserve to have an amazing day  <3

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Credit

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42 minutes into Honeymoon (2014)

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Tao Okamoto

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like or credits @xshlleyhennig

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Fan BingBing 

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mysteriouskunoichi‌:

🐍 “  look, it’s the kraang. I found one of their hidden bases, because unlike what you seem to think, I would prefer the world doesn’t get taken over.  ” he started to trigger her temper, a skill the red masked one was frighteningly good at. 

“  don’t let your p r i d e get the best of you.  ”

💥 “      but your   COMING TO ME   because no one else’ll listen t’you huh  ??   man must be desperate times, sheesh.          “ he grumbled, pinching the bridge of his snout for a moment before huffing. raphael chill, she was being civil so  try   and offer the same.

“     shut up and show me then.          “

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 5-8)

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{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}

HOTEL

“The only thing that takes the edge off is when I can pull people under with me.”

“A man/woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge”

“You see everything when the world doesn’t see you.”

“Are we ever ready to see ourselves for what we are?”

“You will know nothing but pain. And I will be there. And you will reach out to me for help and mercy, and in return… I will watch you die with a smile on my face.”

“Ignore her/him. She/he drinks.”

“How thrilled I am to have you across from me. Not once a month, but from now on. Until the sun falls from the sky and the heavens burn in conflagration.”

“Why would I help you when it gives me so much joy to see you suffer?”

“We’re destined for something more… intimate.”

“I think everyone in the world thinks they’re either blessed or cursed. I’ve come to realize I’m neither. I am a curse.”

“Okay….kill me. But screw me first.”

“_____, I’m offering you an eternity with your great lost love. What I wouldn’t trade for a chance at that.”

“Wait, you’re banging her/him, too?”

“Control….is an illusion.”

“I will stand on my head in a skirt for a ciggy and a beer.”

“I don’t need a Batman costume to have some fun!”

“Johnny Depp likes my paintings!”

“You chased alcohol with wormwood, _____. You’re hallucinating.”

ROANOKE

“Keep your eyes open–they could already be inside.”

“This not a joke, we’re not pretending anymore.”

“It was obvious that that magic pot was messing with her/his/your brain! She/he/you was/were seeing things.”

“Man, I haven’t been this freaked out since we were in that asylum!”

“Believe me, they will find us. And if you had any brains at all, you’d get out of here now.”

“I don’t know what possessed me. Something about those woods made you lose control.”

“Where I come from, when you don’t follow orders or show up on time, people die.”

“I’m gonna tell you something that maybe you already know. But you need to hear it from my heart.”

“I promise you, I will love you always. I had so much more to give. I love you.”

“Your end shall be a merciless reckoning.”

“I came back for her/him! I’m in love with her/him, _____, she’s/he’s the reason I came back!”

“We escaped with our lives that night, but I never completely got over it. I’m not sure I ever will.“

“We are two women/men/people for whom trouble just seems to walk alongside.”

“Are you sure it’s not me you love?“

“Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?”

“I shall wear thy scalp as an animal pelt!”

“Why do guys feel the need to name their privates?”

CULT

“You are the illest motherfucker alive!”

“You’re not a hero. You’re a symbol. One I created!”

“I wanted to be the last person alive. But I just want to die.”

“There was something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man. A nasty woman.”

“You’ll never do anything to me.”

“Your promises mean shit! You’re a fake. You don’t stand for a goddamn thing.”

“The biggest mistake I ever made was believing in you, turd.”

“I’m making sloppy joes. Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.”

“How did this Handmaid shit even happen?”

“What fills your dark heart with dread?”

“You’re the only thing that keeps me going. You are. You’re positive, and you’re optimistic, and you’re transformative, and I’m not.”

“I wish I could say my goodbyes to you.”

“Stop saying sorry. For anything. That makes you nothing. Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on.”

“Are you going to waste my time? Do you understand how valuable my time is — how much it means that I’m here doing this for you?”

“I think there might be something wrong with me. I don’t know what’s real anymore.”

APOCALYPSE 

(season still ongoing, will update with new content when available)

“Are you trying to fucking poison me? This tastes like turtle shit!��� 

“Let’s have some burnt champagne.”

“It’s the end of the world.”

“You may never leave the building.”

“There’s no excuse for tardiness when there’s nothing else to do.”

“’Ravishing’ might be too strong a word, but this one certainly becomes you.”

“All we’re doing is waiting around to find out how we die!”

Seasons 1-4

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-4)

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{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}

MURDER HOUSE

“I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, ______ you are the darkness.”

“It’s been insane here. First the cops were outside and some freak started banging on the door screaming about money.”

“You got a dog. I needed you, and you got a DOG.”

“There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much.”

“I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! I miss my mother!”

“You’re gonna regret it.”

“We wanted to have a baby. We were gonna have this great life…”

“I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.”

“I like it when you don’t run. Makes it a whole lot easier to keep up.”

“Hi, I’m _____. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?”

“What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?”

“I’ll wait. Forever if I have to.”

“Drink this. That’s it. It’ll make you forget.”

“You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.”

“I got your flowers. They smelled of the gas station where you bought them. Red roses? Could you be more of a pathetic, cheap cliche?”

“That girl/boy is a monster. I love her/him and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ..”

“I’m not some silly schoolgirl/boy. I’m a woman/man. And I matter!”

“Something has changed in you. Towards me. You’re distant, cold.”

“Close your eyes and remember everything is gonna be okay. I love you.”

ASYLUM

“Me? I’m a beacon of compassion.”

“All monsters are human. You’re a monster”

“There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw.”

“You have no idea what it means to have lost you.”

“Come on, _____. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape.”

“You touch me again, you will die.”

“That’s how it works for us freaks. We get blamed for everything.”

“Rest up, dear. You’re going under the knife in the morning, you’ll need your strength.”

“Put that wine down. You look like a streetwalker.”

“You know you got me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes.”

“I’m goddamn plucky, remember?”

“One day, I’ll bury you.”

“I am tough. But I’m no cookie.”

“And you were so drunk, you couldn’t find your way home.”

“Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.”

“The times may have changed, _____, but the nature of evil has not.”

“It’s the ultimate cosmic joke. You got me pregnant.”

“God always answers our prayers, _____. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.”

“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.”

“I broke a beer bottle. I stabbed them. They will live, but they will never forget.”

“Hell, I’m the Queen/King of Candyland.”

“I know everything. I’m the devil.”

COVEN

“You wanna be my slave tonight?”

“I give you my soul, and what do you give me in return?”

“You’re weak-willed, boring, and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.”

“Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir.”

“Follow my voice. We’re all here waiting for you.”

“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more than a headache.”

“Do me a favor. Die before Thanksgiving, so none of us have to suffer through that mess of raisins and Styrofoam you call stuffing.”

“Players only love you when they’re playin’.”

“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

“Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?”

“Oh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?”

“I’m not scared of dying. I’m scared of living like this. The constant pain and the ugliness.”

“If he’s/she’s dead, it’s probably because he/she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”

“You can’t drink or fight. You’re a little bitch.”

“It’s you that will end in flames. I swear it!”

“You’ve got a bulls-eye on your back, kiddo, and our biggest enemy is locked, loaded, and looking at you.”

“Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something… black.”

“It’s too hot, my frickin’ vagina’s sweating.”

“In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”

FREAK SHOW

“My talent has been known to render men/women speechless, but you’ll have to get over it if we are going to work together.”

“You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.”

“Has anyone tasted your cherry pie?”

“Oh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!”

“I tell you, sometimes I can’t take it. They way they they look at us. They way they treat us.”

“You’re a miracle worker. You’re my salvation. I never dreamed I would have been able to do this with a real woman/man.”

“You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters his/herself with contempt for others.”

“I’m gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl.”

“I think I have a bottle of schnapps. Perhaps you’d like to come inside?”

“You are young and full of life. You should not be surrounded by death and disease.”

“Let me take your pain away. Replace it with love.”

“You’re stuck on the rosy notion that the world operates on goodness, decency. Truth is - all goodness guarantees you is an early grave.”

“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”

“I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl/boy like you.”

Seasons 5-8