Beep Beep bitches here we go all on the train to Bullshit town
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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#brb going feral#gonna bite somebody istg#this bitch and his stupid fucking perfect profile#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#phil lester
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Amazing feeling remembering I have free will and the Picrew app 😌😌😌
This image was created with Picrew’s “Couple Maker“!! https://picrew.me/share?cd=L3d1PMp29R #Picrew #Couple_Maker
Creditsssss ^^^
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Tentatively started getting into Dogman and found this in my moms car.....
Pretty sure thats like a sign from the heavens to think too damn much about the movie
#dog man#dog man movie#idk what else to tag lol#dog man petey#petey the cat#yeah that should be good
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Sister Daniel in these see me dead on the fucking floor
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me: never had a relationship, has no particular desire for a relationship is sure 90% i’m ace of some sort
also me: omg i’m 23 i’ve missed the window to meet my best friend, companion through life, actual soulmate
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Desperately need to get high with dan howell
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Phil guessed Dans favorite dip
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THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY IF YOURE GOING TO TIT PLEASE TALK TO ME I HAVE A REQUEST
i fuckin fugue stated my way through the last month genuinely not really acknowledging that i saw dnp in real life (also at one point they were LITERALLY 3 F U C K I N G INCHES AWAY FROM ME i think my brain shut down as like a safety mechanism) and ive since woken up and realized i actually really really want the tit phriendship bracelets please if someone buys me them i will venmo you and also pay for shipping and youd be my favorite person ever
#dan and phil#phan#tit tour#terrible influence tour#my bank account is crying but my soul is crying louder pls#dan howell#phil lester#throwing all the tags in there tagging all bases#feels like im making smoke signals lmao
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Belated tit jacket post bc i lowkey forgot i had tumblr but i hope y'all appreciate it bc it took me like 2 weeks and barely anyone saw it 😭




#tit tour#dan and phil#art#I guess?#customization#Please i need validation#dan howell#phil lester#phan#terrible influence tour
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Is it better, when you leave, for things to stay behind, so reminders are everywhere they look and you don't get forgotten? Or should you take every last scrap of what was yours, so the loss is so keen its like you were never there at all?
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Currently rolling w DOUBLE the mommy issues, if i ever have a gay awakening y'all are COOKED
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
but there's only so many cheeks you can turn
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