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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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Wunk sells children for a carrot
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Au Inuyasha ending where Kagome, still stuck in the future, accidentally applies (and is accepted) to an all youkai high school. She befriends a dog yokai and eventually opens up about her hanyou first love, leaving the details vague because time travel is still weird even for yokai, but when asked his name she doesn't think anything of saying "Inuyasha."
Meanwhile over the past five hundred years Inuyasha has both attempted and failed to get over Kagome, multiple times, and has now given up on love altogether. Even finding Kagome again seems impossible because it's been five hundred years and he doesn't remember where her house is. Given that Sesshomaru in canon is centuries older than Inuyasha but acts like a dumb twenty something, I feel like that's the stage we're at with Inuyasha right now. Except with more depression and burnout.
So this girl, who is either Sesshomaru's daughter or Inuyasha's from a failed marriage (I haven't decided which is funnier), is keeping a stoic supportive face as Kagome cries on her shoulder but is internally LOSING HER GODDAMN MIND over the fact that the miko who accidentally got enrolled at her school is in fact the woman that her uncle/father has been so caught up on that it's ruined every single relationship he's been in since the Sengoku period. So she has to find a way to get Kagome and Inuyasha to meet each other, which is an uphill battle when they're both depressed idiots whose own refusal to give up on their first love and move on means they also refuse to be involved in anything that even remotely smells of matchmaking.
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3
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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
#tirtouga#i might be able to beat it but not easly#would have to likely sneak up on it while it was on land or something
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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Necro
Necrosis Dreams and hopes Wasting away day in day out Leaving behind the clean bones and rotted flesh Husks of what they once could have been
Necropolis A graveyard Home where what i once wish Finds a place to rest Buried and marked, leaving flowers that they might sprout
Necromancy A ritual dark Bound and buried in a heart hollow Chants cried to the void Wishing, dreams and hopes, raising specters
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