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"That's right, you fax a stick of dynamite to space" what the fuck am I supposed to do next Wednesday without this bullshit

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They put men on the moon? Not very impressive. Bunnies have been up there since antiquity making delicious mochi for all.

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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Ally: Yeah I grab a pool skimmer-- (starts laughing at themself)

(audience laughs)

Ally: --and I start trying to get that out of the well.

Brennan: Sorry, stop, real quick -- when you 'grab a pool skimmer'...

Zac: The quangle appears!

Ally: Yeah! The quangle appears, and the peppermint BURSTS open and there's a pool casita.

(cast and audience laugh)

Ally: And I run to it--

Siobhan: Adaine runs out of the time quangle with a bowl of shrimp-- (laughs)

(audience cheers and applauds; shots of a few people in the audience holding up cardboard cutouts of oversized shrimp)

(Ally is losing it)

Siobhan: --out of whatever the pool thing is and goes, "it seems like you need this. I got a vision." and then runs back through.

Zac: "Fabian's gonna be mad!"

Brennan: ...you have a pool skimmer.

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peak fiction

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peak fiction

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*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

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"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

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compilation

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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

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roller derby miku sketches

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bored as shit because your lord took your favourite bard to war with him

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still reeling from this gem

literally screaming.

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spiderman. opinions on rhode island

your mom rhode my island last night

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average never stop blowing up episode