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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

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can I come over and look at you like this

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i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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reflections in nature

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this video nearly brought tears to my eyes

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me buying concert tickets: hell yeah

my government issued Really Fucking Tall Guy™ getting ready to buy the seat directly in front of me:

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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes

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the copyright info on this 1995 mcnugget toy is kind of like a tramp stamp if you think about it

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be