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Black Market Baked Goods ↠ JJK

↠ Jungkook x Reader 

↠ Genre: Smut, Fluff, PWP

↠ Rating: M (18+)

↠ Word Count: 3.8k

↠ Summary: In a rush to get you something for Valentine’s day, Jungkook stops at a rather interesting bakery, only to later find out that the pastries he picked up are anything but normal.

↠ Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content, dom!jungkook, sub!reader, dirty talk, oral( f receiving), cum eating, fingering, creampie, multiple orgasms, light manhandling, overstimulation, unprotected sex, praise kink, begging, jungkook uses sex enhancement drugs lmao

↠ A/N: written for the Be My Bangtantine Collab hosted by @kimtaehyunq​!! check out everyone else’s fic that was apart of this lovely collab! also a big thank you to @jinned​ for being my bestie and hyping me up until this got done and @ughseoks​ for helping me brainstorm ♡ this is also very unedited, so i’m sorry!!

If anything ever went according to plan, it’s probably because Jungkook had nothing to do with it. Especially when it comes to dates and holidays – so to put it lightly Valentine’s day is your worst nightmare. A holiday dedicated to the idea of love and dating all sounds great in theory. It sounds particularly great when you have a significant other to share the day with, and luckily you do – but for some reason, you woke up with a very bad feeling about today.

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payback’s a bliss | taehyung  | m

snippet: “This is going to sound so cliché,” Taehyung starts after too many seconds of awkward silence pass between the four of you, “but this is not what it looks like.”

pairing: taehyung x female reader, seokjin x jeon soyeon from (g)-idle

genre: smut, slight angst, slight fluff

au: coworker, office, valentine’s day, strangers to lovers to friends (s2l2f)

rating: explicit/18+

word count: 9.6k

warnings: y/n and taehyung get dumped :(, seokjin and soyeon are heckin annoying, gross pda, no one does any work in this office, dirty dancing, trash talk, sabotage :)

sexual warnings: voyerism!! sex without orgasming, uncompleted sex, office sex, public sex!, protected sex, lots of hand roaming wink wink, taehyung dig bick gang, lots of makin out!, table sex, slight choking, scratching, smol strip tease, dirty talk, they both question if they really want to do this for the right reason, the sex is kinda short tbh so not much actually happens,

a/n: banner made by @kimtaehyunq​!!! thank you so much maggie!! and thank you for asking me to be a part of your collab! i’ve had so much fun writing this! thank you to @feliix​ and @ughseoks​ for the endless amount of support from both of you

this is mostly unedited :( i’m sorry

this is a part of the be my bangtanvine collab! make sure to check out all of the other amazing stories!

The sharp edges of the invitation card threaten to prick through your skin as you grip it too tightly. Seokjin and Soyeon are currently skipping about the office, merrily handing out an invitation to every co-worker insight to their fabulous Valentine’s Day party they’ll be throwing. 

“And we got it approved by the big man to host it here! Everyone must come!” Soyeon’s shrill voice echoes throughout the padded cubicles. 

A groan slips past your lips before you can stop it. Normally you’d be down for office parties and festivities, you’re a fun gal after all. But the idea of attending a Valentine’s Day party that your ex-boyfriend is hosting with his “newer and better other half” just doesn’t sound as appealing as one might think.

You desperately want to crumple the invitation in your fist and you outwardly seethe as Soyeon clutches onto Seokjin’s chest as she leans into him with laughter, him naturally moving with her, chest rumbling before placing a passionate kiss on the top of her head. In a gross quirky fashion, Soyeon kicks up one of her feet, giggling with each second Seokjin’s lips are on her skin. 

Her stupid gorgeous skin that glows when the sun shines through the windows.

You hate her stupid skin, the sun should burn her, not make her look like an angel descending upon this earth.

Which, she totally acts like on a daily basis, sunshine or not.

All you can do is remind yourself that you are a better person than your hostile instincts and negative thoughts want you to be.

Taking in a deep breath, you slowly exhale through your nose, lowering the invitation painstakingly slow and delicately placing it to the side of your desk. You will show no weaknesses. They will not get to you. 

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swipe right - jjk | m

“ i wanna ruin our friendship. we should be lovers instead. i don’t know how to say this, cause you’re really my dearest friend “ - jenny, studio killers

♡ summary-  after a horrible breakup, you sign back up for tinder and ironically match with your best friend, jungkook. a date for fun is harmless, right?

♡ genre- best friends to lovers, idiots to lovers, jk is a minecraft streamer, brother namjoon, brother-in-law jimin, namjoon is kind of a himbo stay at home dad ngl, ex-boyfriend seokjin (mentioned but doesnt show up)

♡ word count- 9k

♡ warnings- mentions of a bad breakup (smh seokjin wtf??), penetrative sex, unprotected sex (u know the business folx), oral sex (m receiving), teasing, SO MUCH BODY WORSHIP, jk is a simp, slight dirty talk, lots of just talking during sex yall it happens, creampie, cum play, praise praise body worship praise, did i mention body worship, tit-fucking, cum eating, i think thats all.

♡ a/n - helloooo and thank you for your wait for this fic! i’m so happy its done and i loved writing it! it’s a little bit different feel for my usual style of writing (smut-wise) so please tell me your thoughts! i didn’t use dom/sub themes OR a daddy kink LMAOOOO praise me please. i hope you enjoy!! pls feel free to comment, chat, message, carrier pigeon, email, mail, WHATEVER U WANT, me. i love u babies. thank you to @kimtaehyunq​ for the sexy banner. and for @xjoonchildx @ladyartemesia​ @untaemedqueen​ for the writing support and idea generation. i would be nothing without my council. and thank you to my beta editors @hobi-gif and @ughseoks​ and @hongism​ for the perusal and help in writing this!

Jungkook is the person you call when your world falls apart.

He answers, voice raspy from the late hour, and the second he asks you what’s wrong, the downpour of torrential tears you’ve been holding back finally escapes and you’re sobbing through the phone that you just lost the love of your life—that he left and with little effort on his part, and a lot on yours.

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Woodland Slumber ↠ Changbin

↠ Changbin x Reader

↠ genre: fluff, established relationship!au

↠ rating: pg ↠ word count: 960

↠ warnings: none!

↠ requested by @mr-jisung​ from my drabble game ♡

The persistent sound of chirping crickets awakens you from your light slumber. A heavy arm is weighing you down while another caves into your backside, fully immersing you in the warm embrace of another. When you open your eyes you notice the darkness of the night sky, the peaceful swaying of the trees that shadow over you blocking the beautiful stars above. 

It’s a mystery to you how long you’ve been out here now; your phone is somewhere in the pile of belongings on the ground, and Changbin’s watch is strategically placed under your rear end at the moment. All you know is that now it’s night time, and you’re unsure when you fell asleep in the first place.

The hammock gently sways as you adjust your body to a sitting position. Normally you wouldn’t want to wake Changbin up when he’s actually getting some sleep, but you’re in the middle of the woods, at god knows what hour. The whooshing sound of the hammock fills your ears as he begins to stir in his sleep. You’re hoping that your small movements were enough to wake him up, but once you turn your head to look at him, he’s still fast asleep. 

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MMMMM THIS WAS TASTY!!!!!!!!! felix can sharpen my skates ANY day 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠 HAZEL U DID AN INCREDIBLE JOB this was so tasty so yummy so scrummylumptious that i simply cannot contain myself 😳😳 BARBAKBRBKARBK WOOFWOFOOWFOWOWOFWF BARBARKJHWOFAB WRWGRGWGAWAGGRRRRGWWAAAARRWWAAWWARGGWRGAR 

Thin Ice | Lee Felix (18+)

❅ Felix x Reader 

❅ Genre: smut, pwp, strangers to lovers, a pinch of fluff

❅ Rating: M

❅ Word Count: 4.1k

❅ Warnings: explicit sexual content, dom!felix, sub!reader, dirty talk, spanking, fingering, creampie, multiple orgasms, teasing, light manhandling, overstimulation, unprotected sex, praise, semi-public sex

❅ A/N: written for the smutmas collab hosted by @clandestine-lixie​​ ♡

“Back again?”

For the fourth time this week, you’re back in the pro shop to get your skates sharpened – and it’s not because they’re anywhere near dull. There’s a new guy that has started working at the rink recently and you’re using every chance you have to get close to him.

His name is Felix. He hasn’t formally introduced himself yet (he’s a bit of an awkward guy) but his name tag told you so. The first time you saw him you nearly tripped over every word that spat from your mouth; and now the butterflies in your tummy have been acting up ever since. His delicate features and deep voice have you swooning at his presence, you just hope that you aren’t too obvious about it.

“Yeah, I think they’re wearing unevenly,” you sheepishly smile, handing over the pristine white skates in your hand. He nods as he accepts them, quietly examining the blades to see their condition. As usual, they’re nearly perfect, but he’ll play along and run them through the sharpener instead of making a fuss.

Felix disappears to the back to sharpen your skates just to return moments later. It usually doesn’t take too long, especially when you’re the only customer in the store. But even though it’s just the two of you here it doesn’t make your sad attempts at flirting any less embarrassing.

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baptism; explicit

💦 pairing/rating: rapline x reader, +18 💦 wc: 7k 💦 genre; smut, fluff, pwp 💦 warnings; foul language, dirty talk, rough sex, spanking, dom!Joon, softdom!yoongi, switch!hobi, big dick rapline, double penetration, oral (male receiving), fingering, anal sex, teasing, orgasm denial, watersports, unprotected sex (wrap it or pack it y'all), too many pee puns im so sorry, the boys get some loving, butt plugs, overstimulation, impregnation kink/breeding kink, little if any aftercare, this has nothing to do with god, it actually moves us further from the light. THIS IS VERY EXPLICIT AND I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH. 💦 summary; hoseok, namjoon, and yoongi decide to switch up your sex life in an interesting way. 💦 a/n; thanking @lustjoon and @babayagadook for encouraging me! 💦 song rec: beside u- monsta x

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WALL-E JUNGKOOK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 MY SWEET ANGEL I LOVE HIM THIS FIC IS SO GOOD WOW ATLAS

it only takes a moment;

⤃ genre; WALL-E au, fluff, angst, dystopia

⤃ word count; 6.8k

⤃ rating; nc-17

⤃ pairing; android! jungkook x android!reader

⤃ warnings; injuries, imminent death, sex mentions, references to sex work 

⤃ summary; your job as a EVE, is to locate vegetation so that humans may be able to live on EARTH again. unfortunately, this mission has changed with the presence of Jeong-guk, a WALL-E android. 

disclaimer: character names and locations do not belong to me. all rights go to the respective parties.

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THIS IS SO CUTE I’M CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I LOVE HOBI SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but dani you’re still on THIN ICE i swear 🔫

Lace ‘Em Up | JHS

pairing: hoseok x reader

genre: fluff

rating: pg

wc: 643

warnings: n/a

summary: you don’t have the best record with skates OR hoseok drags you to the ice

a/n: i wrote this as a partner to hobi holiday cause some of you guys were interested in a p2 

ALSO i’d like to dedicate this drabble to @hobiglow who recently expressed to me how much she loves seeing all of my drabbles ready for her to queue, what a cutie she is, i cannot even believe

prompt 22. W - Wish. Make a wish!

november drabbles masterlist

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Hobi Holiday

“I’m really not sure about this, Hobi. I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard this, but history is doomed to repeat itself.” Your words fall in ramble, Hoseok humoring the rapid spew as his fingers make diligent work of tightening skates. He’s fallen victim to widened eyes when you begged him to do yours as expertly as his. “I’ll just watch you out there being a cutie.” 

“Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy. Hobi holiday is not spent on the sidelines, plus, I wasn’t there the last time so there’s no way history could possibly repeat.” 

“That’s not how it works.” 

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this continues to be the ONLY fic that exists. it is the only thing that matters and is the best thing i’ve ever read. i am jorts stan for life i am never going to stop reading this fr 😌

The Jorts (M) | JJK

{Pairing} Jungkook/Reader

{Genre} Established Relationship/fluff/smut

{Rating} E 21+

{Word Count} 6.5K

{Warnings} impreg kink. i’m tired. there’s cum. over-stimulation, multiple orgasms, cock-warming, doggy style, oral (f), dirty talk, swearing, ttc. it’s filth but its love, of course. 

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Fast Daddy’s; masterlist

pairing; ot7/reader genre: crack/comedy, retail!au, fluff, minimal angst, smut series summary: working in retail brings along strange people, annoying customers, and interesting coworkers warnings: a lot of annoying customers, cursing, explicit smut in each part, bad comedy, some of these experiences are what ive gone through, the painful reality of retail a/n: all parts of this series will be posted on ao3 and linked on tumblr! the banners are painfully cheesy and it’s 100% done on purpose

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— way back home (one.)

—pairing; angel!taehyung/reader, side yoonjin, mentions of ? x reader —wc/genre; 22k+, fantasy, angst, fluff, suspense/horror  —warnings; +18, dark themes, curses, mentions of god, mention of heaven/hell, cussing, smut in part 2, death mentions, blood, injuries, choking (in the not sexy way), anxiety attack, too many mentions of Kraft Mac and Cheese, reader has glasses ! (we love the representation), weapons  —summary;  you’ve been friends with tae for years until you grow apart as young adults. you thought life was fine without him, moving on to do bigger, better things. that is, until you feel something, or someone, watching you at night  —a/n; this is for my friend @hobiglow because she’s the nicest person ever thank u thank u ily! and !! there will be a part two since I couldn’t fit this all in one post :) UNEDITED

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this..... THIS was tasty. i want to throttle jungkook. seokjin is on thin ice. but at the same time i’m absolutely positively insanely in love with them. BEAN UR SUCH A GOOD WRITER IM SCREAMING the D E T A I L S in this fic are just *chefs kiss* LIKE AIUHDSJFKADSHFAKSDFHAKSDF i could see and feel everything SO clearly and that ~tension~ between the boys omg wow just. incredible. beanie best writer 2020!!!!!!!!! 

home run | ksj + jjk

snippet: as seokjin’s career nears its peak, he comes face to face with his greatest rival yet: the un-strikeable jeon jungkook. seokjin is close to being the first person to strike out this up and comer newbie, until he’s distracted by one of the stadium’s cotton candy selling girls. who will she leave with?

pairing: kim seokjin x female reader, jeon jungkook x female reader

genre: action, fluff, slight crack, angst if you squint

au: baseball player seokjin and jungkook, stadium worker reader

rating: pg13

word count: 3.5k

warnings: light swearing, seokjin and jungkook battle it out for y/n’s attention, jungkook is an ass

a/n: this is for my lovely friend @jinterlude​!! happy birthday kim! i hope you had the best day. sorry this is a day late :( these banners were made by the lovely @kimtaehyunq​ who’s skills never cease to amaze me. thank you so much for collaborating with me on this! and the biggest thanks to my beta @parksfilter​ for always encouraging me and constantly helping me improve

It’s the bottom of the fifth inning and Seokjin cannot wait for the day to be over. It’s hot, more so than ever before and it feels like he has to wipe the sweat off his forehead every twenty seconds or so. Soon enough, he won’t be able to see where he’s pitching.

Spitting out a buffalo flavored sunflower seed to his right, he re-positions his hat, nearly taking over his eyebrows. It can’t possibly go any lower and he’s wasting valuable time.

The catcher has been throwing out basic plays that Seokjin has seen a million times. The kid knows he can’t throw a decent knuckleball anymore. His specialty has switched to a ninety-seven mile-per-hour fastball. At least, that’s how fast it was three years ago.

The mitt smells sour against his nose as he finally nods his head. The pitcher, Park Jimin, readies himself.

Deep breath, the roar of the crowd stills into a faint white noise as he lowers the mitt and the ball to his chest. As a pitcher, it’s important to have a signature move. Some have claimed his technique is too predictable; but those who comment, aren’t the ones on the field.

Seokjin rocks back his left shoulder, his right rolling up towards his ear before making a rowing motion with the mitt and ball back to the right, the ball in his left hand leaving the comforts of the mitt. Left knee kicking up in front of his body, Seokjin releases his breath and winds up, the last of his energy exploding as the ball leaves his hand and spirals down towards home.

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ferris wheel ↠ kim seungmin

↠ Seungmin x Reader

↠ genre: fluff, some angst, established relationship

↠ rating: g ↠ word count: 1.7k

↠ warnings: none!

↠ written for the dreamyhan drabble game♡ requested by @jinned​

Autumn has always been your favorite season. Not only were you born in the fall, but it’s also the time of year when you met your boyfriend, Seungmin. Funny enough, it just so happens that he was born in the fall as well. 

So each autumn season you dedicate it to spending as much time with each other as possible, which isn’t very hard with all the things to do. Last weekend was apple picking, next is a pumpkin carving, and this weekend you’re attending the county fair. 

With smells of kettle corn and cotton candy filling the air, your stomach is already beginning to growl with hunger. It’s nearly impossible not to want to eat everything in sight here – especially when there are rows upon rows of options. 

But you couldn’t eat just yet, not until you’ve gone on the ferris wheel, at least. That was the one ride that always made you feel queasy. The height of the ride and unsteady mechanics of the ride has always been worrisome to you, but it’s Seungmin’s favorite, and you know that he won’t let you leave without taking at least one ride. 

“Are you ready?”

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ALRIGHT FOLKS BUCKLE UP BECAUSE THIS FIC IS THE BEST THING EVER I SWEAR TO GOD

NINA HAS A WAY OF MAKING EVEN THE MOST SIMPLE MOMENTS IN LIFE SEEM MONUMENTAL AND MEANINGFUL AND IT JUST TRANSLATES SO WELL INTO HER WRITING LIKE EVERY LITTLE FEELING EVERY LITTLE ACTION AND EVERY SINGLE PLOT POINT HAS MEANING AND CONTRIBUTES TO THE CHARACTERS AND THEIR DEVELOPMENT!!!! I CONSTNATLY FIND MYSELF THINKING “WOW THIS IS SO DEEP” LIKE 12738921389721398 TIMES WHILE READING HER FICS AND EVEN THOUGH THIS STORY IS HILARIOUS (I WAS LAUGHING, LIKE, THE WHOLE TIME) THERE WERE ALSO SO MANY SENTIMENTAL MOMENTS AND I JUST!!!!!!! I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS SO MUCH!!!!!! THEYRE SO DETAILED AND DEVELOPED AND THEY SEEM LIKE REAL PEOPLE AND I’M LITERALLY OBSESSED. NINA JUST BALANCES EVERYTHING SO FREAKING WELL LIKE ITS THE PERFECT MIXTURE OF EVERYTHING EVER AND IM JUST 😭 IM SO PROUD OF HER THIS FIC IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE AND SHE WORKED SO HARD ON IT AND IT REALLY REALLY PAID OFF LIKE ITS ONE OF MY FAV FICS NOW I CANT GET OVER HOW IN LOVE WITH IT I AM 🥺🥺🥺🥺

NINA IS BEST WRITER 2020 HANDS DOWN NOBODY CAN CHANGE MY MIND THIS IS A MASTERPIECE AND I WILL NEVER STOP PROMOTING IT UNTIL THE DAY I LEAVE TUMBLR 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 THANK U FOR WRITING THIS AMAZING FIC NINA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U ARE THE MOST TALENTED PERSON TO EVER EXIST I SWEAR

nothing without sunlight

so i had a thought “wouldn’t it be funny if yoon smacked someone with a watering can haha” and then this happened and spiraled out of control. so here have 40k of sope e2l im sorry

pairings: sope, side namjin, side taekook

summary:  namjoon asks yoongi to water his plants while he’s on vacation with jin and they forget to mention hoseok will be there and yoongi thinks he’s a burglar so he knocks him out with namjoon’s watering can and hoseok is pissed man

genre: e2l, humor, smut (please read the tags for warnings!)

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in his arms ↠ hhj (18+)

↠ Hyunjin x Reader 

↠ Genre: Established Relationship!AU, Smut Fluff, Angst if you squint 

↠ Rating: M 

↠ Word Count: 5.3k

↠ Summary: The average Netflix & chill night is just not doing it for you anymore. After conducting some research and gaining the confidence you needed, it’s finally time to suggest the idea of having sex to your boyfriend.

↠ Warnings: explicit sexual content, soft sex, unprotected sex, first time sex, virgin sex, multiple orgasms, oral (f receiving), fingering, nipple play, creampie, praise, aftercare?

↠ A/N:  @moonlightlino​ this is for you for being the best support system a girl could ask for, I literally would not have been able to write or post this without you AH I love you♡ and thank you to @jinterlude​ for beta reading this♡

It’s only been a few months since Hyunjin asked you to be his girlfriend. Needless to say, things between you have been a bit slow. Not that there was anything wrong with that, you loved getting to spend time with Hyunjin. Any time you get to spend together is greatly appreciated, but at this point you want more.

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— way back home (PREVIEW)

—pairing; angel!taehyung/reader —wc/genre; approx. 10k, fantasy, angst, fluff —warnings; dark themes, curses, mentions of god, mention of heaven/hell, cussing, possibility of smut (i am Thinking still), death mentions, blood, injuries,  —summary;  you’ve been friends with tae for years until you grow apart as young adults. you thought life was fine without him, moving on to do bigger, better things. that is, until you feel something, or someone, watching you at night —a/n; this is for my friend @hobiglow​ because she’s the nicest person ever thank u thank u ily 

You crawl backwards, eyes focused on him. He looks down at you curiously, head tilted slightly. Your back hits the wall behind you, his steps slow. You can hear the beating of your heart in your ears, the way your hands gather sweat as you gulp, making sure to keep your gaze focused on his. It’s strange how almost a decade has passed, but Taehyung looks the same. The same bold look, the same thick brows and not a wrinkle on his face. Only his hair has changed, the bowl cut now gathered in waves on his forehead, cascading down his the back of his neck.

“Are you the one that’s been watching me, Tae?” You say through shuttered breathes, letting your eyes follow as he crouches in front of you. An alarmed look crosses his face, before it flicks away.

“Why would I do that? We haven’t seen each other in years, love.” A small smile rests on his lips. “You haven’t aged a day.”

“How’d you get in my house?”

He rolls his eyes, “I am not the one who left my door wide open—”

“What do you want?”

This time, his eyes grow wide, grin slowly spreading across his cheeks. It doesn’t look genuine, almost eerie in nature. He leans forward, barely a foot away from your face. Your eyes look to the moles covering his face, before you meet his eyes. You always loved how dark they are, but they’re almost translucent now, a light brown color.

“I’m here to protect you, of course.” He raises his hand, you shivering as he trails his hand along your face. “Don’t you trust me?”

release date: 30 October 2020

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MMMMMMMMM THIS WAS SO TASTY 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT 🤧😳🥰😤😎😌 THIS WAS SO YUMMY ATLAS I LOVE IT SO MUCH U HAVE CREATED A ~MASTERPIECE~ YUM YUM YUM GRRRRAWWRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARKBARK BARK NAMJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

— starf*cks (m) 

— pairing; knj/reader — w/c; 4.4k;  — genre/rating; +18, c2l (coworkers to lovers) fluff, slight angst, SMUT — warnings; swearing?, clumsy Joon, unsanitary smut; fingering, little aftercare, teasing, daddy kink (if u squint), reader hates the old ceo of starbucks and retail, mentions of karens, namjoon babie, mention of heaven, a mess everywhere. threatening to burn down buildings UNEDITED —summary; visiting your favorite Starbucks is no biggie until they hire a new employee that never stops messing up your order. —a/n; this is part of the Fast F*cking Food Collaboration hosted by my good friend @jinned​​!

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