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There is absolutely nothing better than my home race as an aussie - not because I'm particularly patriotic but simply because I don't have to wake up anywhere between 2 am - 4 am to watch 😭😭😭
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Ok I log onto twitter to find we're just playing dress up with him now?
#and apparently hes involved in another controversy but i have cant find wtf happened 😭😭😭😭😔#i think he has too much trauma to go back to McLaren#f1#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1
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He IS the entertainment
"now how am I supposed to defend fernando alonso again" you're all into war criminals until they start doing war crime again smh. was this not the man you called a shakespearean villain? I'm not defending him, I'm giving him a gun and watching what happens.
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the years go by but some things never change (fernando alonso making aussie drivers look at him with heart eyes)
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Dad taking the boys out for padel
(saw someone on Instagram comment "smile if you've won a race" - poor lando man 😭)
#i live for these padel dates the drivers go on#like yeah! you go on a little play date with your boys have fun!#fernado to professional padel player if he retiers from motorsports#fernando alonso#f1#fa14#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#charles leclerc#lando norris
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FUCKING GET HIM NICOLE
I love her so much
#please shes so funny#first the one about how she would have definitely remembered if Fernando was oscars dad - now this#you can see whete oscar got his sense of humor from#their family is so cute#oscar piastri#op81#f1#formula 1
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Child and his little custom scooter
Like please Fernando its custom why did you not get a slightly bigger one bby?
#also really enjoying that he put yhat photo on his story with fat boy slim being his music choice#idk why it just really got me#i do enjoyed fat boy slim tho good shit recommend#saw someone on twitter describe this as mike crack sending Fernando out on his scooter because he was being too annoying in the garage#“ Fernando go scoot around the adults are trying to talk buddy please go outside”#f1#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1
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This cannot be real 😭😭😭
#ive seen so many legit articles exactly like this its so funcing hard to tell#i cried at this for a solid 5 min#charles leclerc#cl16#f1#formula 1
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Pov: you walk into your little brother's room and he's rearranging his toys
class of '24
#they look like little action figures#i actually really like this photo shoot and set- though i dont know if its better than the regular one they usally take#ocon is so far right its so funny#hes like...... in the dark#F1#formula 1#f1 2024
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First Shakespeare villain, now Oscar Wilde character
help why does this sequence look like they managed to capture him and make him less mean
#no but actually though he doesnt know how to age#like he just doesnt know what that means#time means absolutely nothing#rookie of the year though#fernando alonso#fa14#f1#formual one
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We've lost him guys 😭
It's really cute though. I'm losing it over the top hat because Im like 99% sure it's to do with his love of magic 🥹 all of these emojis are very clearly stuff hes done over winter break n pre season shit- as insane and random as it looks, he's used exactly 14 emojis, he's such a little nerd
#hes so ominous but very cute about it#like baby girl but also plotting unknowable evil#f1#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1
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You fucking know you're attractive in general Fernando. Don't pretend to be innocent, slut
#i love when journalists use his direct quotes for titles because its always so funny#mans playing 4d chess with the media#the stress his pr staff deal with is almost entirely created by him in the first place#its him hes the issue sir#f1#fernando alonso#fa14#formula 1
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This ad makes me feel things (I would be shot for said feelings)
40min nando study doodle
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McLaren really went " yeah you guys seem to like making them gay so well help! "
"Lando and his valentine" with a picture of Oscar is WILD
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