cowboythethird

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i wish i could have figured out i was bi (instead of lesbian) at literally any other time, because now every single person i re-come out to makes a jojo siwa/fletcher joke

let me free from this hell, i’m not even dating a man nor plan to

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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has this joke been beaten to death yet?

Palamedes art credit is @kimabutch!!!

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Now look at me dead in the eye tell me this isn't sirius orion black having a existential crisis, about everything that is james fleamont potter

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I love the hc that Sirius Black didn't date during Hogwarts. I love the hc that Sirius Black didn't have sex during Hogwarts. I love the hc that Sirius Black was wanted by everyone and their mother but he was too wrapped up in James Potter to notice literally anything else.

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i swear every other Sirius ship in the Marauders fandom got his characterisation right except Wolfstar this is a joke

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ianthe getting asked why she doesnt have an offhand on new rho and going “I didn’t want to bring anything I couldn’t replace” WHILE WEARING BABS’ BODY. this guy never gets a break. Taking L after L even in death. Almost any time anyone talks about him its shade for days. Even when pal is saying he didn’t deserve that he’s like “Even a guy as MID as naberius tern doesn’t deserve his body being fought over like table scraps. You know I really didn’t like that guy, like I only met him on acquaintance but id prolly still hate him if I spent more time with him 💀” the only person who talks about babs like they care about him is when corona is horrified at ianthe wearing his body, and telling her she did his hair wrong. And this is coming from the woman who stood over his freshly slain corpse and went “who even cares! It should have been me the lucky bastard!” And it’s so funny bc like he was the woooorst but also the worst thing he did was make mean comments to jeannmary chatur out of jealousy??? Insecurity?? Guy was the most mundane antagonist in the series yet manages to be negged on even years after his death 😭

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Random post: James was Sirius' first love

Me: I'm listening

The post: ...before he fell for Remus

Me: not this shit again

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this is how i feeel about james vs remus

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Marauders propaganda I will not fall for:

That Lyall and Hope (Especially Lyall) were bad parents

Abusive Black family

Sirius isn't exactly like his family (Minus the blood superiority at some degree)

Perfect, kind, accepting Euphemia and Fleamont

Lily not loving truly James

Flawless Lily Evans

Lily Evans hate

Lily Evans being friends with all the boys and every girl in the school

The marauders calling McGonagall "Minnie"

Dumb James and Sirius

Casanova Remus

Idiotic / left out Peter

Sirius caring about Remus

Feminine Sirius

Evil Pandora

Sirius not being suggested for Slytherin

Walburga Black hate (At some degree)

Albus Dumbledore hate

Drama queen Sirius

James dating dark arts-loving students

Sirius apologising to Remus about the prank

The fandom interpretation of the prank

Alice and Frank most likely being in the marauders era (I still love them)

Absolute genius Remus Lupin

Twink Regulus Black

Dumb Barty Crouch Jr.

James constantly asking Lily out

James stalking Lily

James harassing Lily

Lavender marriage Jily

Harry hating James

Perfect, kind, blood equal Alphard

Tall Remus

Short Sirius

Popular Remus

Everyone loving quidditch

Everyone is gay

James not being suggested for Ravenclaw

Bart not being suggested for Ravenclaw / not being in Ravenclaw

Teenage Andromeda being a blood traitor

Mvdbl00d not being censored

Insanely muscular, jock, hunk James Potter

Twiggy Sirius Black

Physically abusive Barty Crouch Sr.

Anyone else knowing about the marauders being Animagi

The marauders calling themselves 'The marauders'

Skirt wearing Sirius

Dorcas being friends with Snape's gang

Baby girl Regulus, Barty, Evan, Severus, Mulciber, Avery etc.

Victim Severus Snape

McGonagall being the marauders whole life inspiration

Lily, Regulus and Remus being a trio

Short Black family

Short Black brothers

Short Sirius Black

Short Sirius Black

Wolfstar

Wolfstar

Wolfstar

Jegulus

Jegulus

Jegulus

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I wish to bring peace and justice to my empire

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what if james potter was a Lizard

james potter is canonically a lesbian wdym

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due to the severe lack of romantic prongsfoot content I’ve seen lately, I’ve decided to take it upon myself (which requires making yet another side blog) to spread my prongsfoot propaganda. I need everyone to understand that you (🫵) are, in fact, not immune to my agenda. resistance is futile. never underestimate just how insufferable I can become when I find a new hyperfixation.

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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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i wanna talk about this shot