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You used to be able to turn on your tv and see jughead
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make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself
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Bisexual Morpheus, rummaging through his pockets: You want the red pill or the blue pill? Or the green pill, or the pink pill, or the orange pill.. fuck these are Mike n Ikes. one sec
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this is killing me he doesn't even gaf about the yuri behind him
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Made a really point and click adventure try and combine everything in your inventory type device for a gig
#scrap cloth + horseshoe = clothed horseshoe#clothed horseshoe + magnets = makeshift pop filter#makeshift pop filter + small vice = attachable pop filter#and then you left click that in inventory right click on the microphone#just a little tutorial in case anyone else was stuck at this section
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scared about my horrible life. oh well at least there is arts and crafts
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did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises
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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today




source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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guys help, I'm in a car with a beautiful boy what do I do???
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your outie has a semi-popular account on a failing microblogging plataform
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downside of pegging a guy they won't tell you is you can no longer use phrases like "I didn't peg you as a guy who likes sonic the hedgehog" because you did in fact peg that guy and he likes sonic the hedgehog. sad.
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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
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