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i mean, i say acnh is unplayable rn because i'm easily overwhelmed by new content and refuse to play games the way they're meant to be played and chill for once in my life (and also--inventory is limited? in a game where you collect things! FUCK YOU LET ME HOARD)

what i really mean is

acnh is unplayable for me until i can get Large Egg

Many Large Egg

An Entire Island Of Just Egg

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i haven't been playinn acnh, which is significantly superior, bc i'm very tired and the updates on that and how i play it take so much more energy than clicking a few times a day, so i'm waiting for it to feel complete,,,,but i have been quietly playing acpc for nearly 1000 days straight, i think. i don't think i have a device that works with it to check. my phone's not *that* old but it's old enough that updating it will kill most of my apps and i don't trust apple updates and i have 0 space for an update anyway. (i maintain that not updating is best. acpc has crashed less than a dozen times over almost 3 years for me lmao)

i was hoping to hit 1k days, get a golden toilet, and find cranston on this terrible app before i would consider letting myself slowly wean off playing. don't think i hit any of it.

fuckin rip i guess :/

edt: i am a lil salty i'm missing out on a milk tea item, but it looks like it was a lootbox cookie item. fuckin end me. is it a carryable item? HEY ACNH WHY DONT YOU HAVE ANY POCKET CAMP ITEMS WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE THE ONLY THINGS ON ACPC THAT MATTER

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i just spent like an hour looking at notifications (and i'm giving up bc tumblr mobile is unusable) and while i expected acnh updates added to old acpc posts and make them circulate again, i did not expect more notes to the 'apollo has a foot fetish' post and i'm deeply regretting it.

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I'm literally only on this laggy hell app to make this comment:

YOU STILL WANT TO CALL THIS A LARGE EGG, ACPC? HM?

oh hey cool ava’s special request finished!

now to place it in my camp–

….uh. why is it not placing??? it’s supposed to go into the circle how big could it possibly–

….uh

…nintendo. nINTENDO!! that is not a “large egg”!!!  “large eggs” exist. an ostrich egg is a “large egg”. THIS egg takes up ~20% of my fucking camp. i don’t have words for what size it is but i’m not gonna call it “large egg”. “large egg”, my ass. what kinda large egg–

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it's like pocket camp ritual circles all over again, except i actually have a blood supply thanks to the glass and paper holding one of the mosquitos that keeps nipping me in the ass

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Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers 

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In honor of Animal Crossing coming out soon and the direct tomorrow, here’s a gif I made as a present for my bestest friend!!!! This is us together enjoying the seasons and festivals in the games, including both some new leaf stuff and pocket camp!

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Did they all retire??

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yes i'm extremely late on that last post but its been killing me every time i see it

(also yes hello i've been trying to stay off online social media that isn't basic youtube but i looked on instagram so i felt required to be on here how are yalls i missed a volcano and a plague by like 2 weeks but i'm still kinda sick and very tired)

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everyone else: glasses. eyewear. earrings. jewelry. accessories.

nintendo: bitch go get you some

facial furniture

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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thank u for viewing long worm

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would anyone like to see,, long worm???

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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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i'm glad my pocket camp manager can stare death down without flinching because those legs are definitely long enough to gouge my eyes out

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my dumbass is goin on a 16-hour nightmare of a flight today and i'm still doin nothing but acpc and dnd when i can get a break lol

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Punchy is so adorable!