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Photo by Sergio Royzen.

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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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@so-i-did-this-thing

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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

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eroticize fetishize unionize.

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-_-

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nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

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isn’t it wild that you can like. cut people open and close them back up and it’s fine. like. at all

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let’s hang on mama (of another species)