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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

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I wanted to be batman

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um can we make this a real thing??????

please tag any other fandom that could use this meme format

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I'm a representative of the crabs (lie)

what made u guys pick ur url's !

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repost if you're a 6'5 nonchalant dreadhead

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what they said

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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L O N G B O I

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most recently, I was in a theatre production and there were so many queer and trans people that I just forgot for like a week straight

sometimes i forget cis people exist

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sometimes i forget cis people exist

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What about negatives?

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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Reblog if you are:

Gay, lesbian, pansexual, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, queer, etc., or a supporter of any.

If you don't reblog this, DIE DIE DIE

This is very much not an account about Discord.

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>:3

>:3

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relatable

Help me prove my family wrong!

I don't know if this post will break containment, but will you like/reblog if you are or know a man who is asexual? All of the people in my life seem convinced that being Ace is a 'girl thing' and that Ace men don't exist!

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unfortunate

?yadot uoy era woH !ocseT olleH

[Hello Tesco! How are you today?]

- @laiciffo-google

Bad.

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Have another

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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petition for a SECOND pride month in halloween month

rb for yes

like for yes

both for double yes