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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

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90s nu-metal guy learning about furries for the first time: no, yeah, I get it, I think. It's like what Trent Reznor was talking about in "Closer". I've kind of been thinking maybe I wanna be a girl

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tokémon: smogon that

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paul atreides: *trips over a jerboa in the sand and manages to land with his dick in his mouth. millions die*

stilgar, breathless: as written

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caught my sensitive son listening to Marvin Bicuriouse

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anthropomorphizing things is a cheap way to have a bit of fun. look - those two things are brothers. watch them interact. oh no.. they hate each other. they feel that their familial bond is a millstone

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more bugs more drinking

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rip clive staples lewis you would have loved e621

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Robust Climbing Salamander (Bolitoglossa robusta), family Plethodontidae, Tapanti National Park, Costa Rica

Photograph by Piotr Naskrecki

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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26 year old mutual on twitter: [quote tweeting a 16 year old] enstars shipping discourse is getting out of hand

26 year old mutual on tumblr: could afford an extra can of campbells chunky soup today at the grocery store [image of strange small dog taken off of a foreign social media]

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poor person: please can you help me my car got stolen and without it I'm going to lose my job and I already can't afford rent I'm going to be homeless please help me please do SOMETHING

the cop sloppily writing your police report who has no intention whatsoever of trying to investigate the crime and wouldn't care if you died in front of him:

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I like doing angular semirealism

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what they dont tell you about living with a bunch of roommates is the psychological warfare of having SO many packages delivered but getting to open almost none of them. because they’re not for you. they’re not for you. you can’t open them. it’s genuinely sick. 

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the world wasn't ready for oscar domesticatede