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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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I'm obsessed with Will Woods drummer. Every time i watch a performance I see him in the back going either :) or :D the mans never sad and every time he posts hes happy about some nerdy shit Mario Conte if you see this i love you man

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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I kinda just drew over the concept art but anyway what they might wear to the masquerade???

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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Learn to love reading and research I promise you’ll never be bored again

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Whump Word Chain!

The rules are simple: Comment or reblog with a whump word that you love! 

My word: “Unconscious”

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My favourite thing ever about LITWTC is that it sounds completely and utterly bizarre to anyone who doesn't listen to it. What do you mean that music artist I heard on TikTok has a podcast where he and his friend talk about the apocalypse.

Anyways some of my favourite bits are

Tommy Lasagna, a fully Korean man with a thick Brooklyn accent, will own a fast food combination auto repair shop, wherein he'll mix up your order and put burgers on your tires and serve you a fistful of wires instead of fires

Will getting harassed by a ghost prostitute named Mama Doo-Wop for like seven minutes

Chris and Will stopping their car (they were driving around in this episode) and laughing at a decaying house for like five minutes

Will larping as Tom Waits for an entire episode

Leopard Planet is the only band still left in the apocalypse, wherein the lead singer and rhythm guitarist and Rock God, Zap Gorgeous, will have leopard print clothes as they play on top of a leopard pyramid

Will and Chris try getting their Wendy's order and it takes 20 minutes because the Doordash driver kept circling a graveyard

Will will save Jordan Peterson from the manosphere grease pit (where any manosphere person is greased up and tossed into a pit where they have to kill everyone else to survive) and turns him into a parrot-like pet that he listens to for hours on end

Chris Dunne Won't Go To Therapy I/II

ROLL!! THEM!! BONES!!

Bobby Sugarbones dying because the recording program closed and they didn't notice because the laptop had a picture of Chester Cheetah inflation art covering it (this was because Chris was trying to get Will into the kink so they could fuck the podcast, which is a gutter clown with that kink)

"Yes! And–"

Chris and Will spending an entire episode parked in front of a school because Will's car broke down and they were waiting for the repair guy (yes there are two episodes where they're in a car)

The Bug Woman

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I love that the nicest community I’ve been in so far has been the pain and suffering community

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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fun fact, started playing my WWATT playlist on full volume when my friend and i were getting followed by creepy guys. scared them off, 10/10, would recommend.

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rip to the person i was before listening to will wood you would have loved will wood

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the question is ‘hurt people?’

the answer is ‘hurt people!’

"Violence is never the answer!"

Yes it is. If it's whump, it is! *smacks a blorbo*

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Thanks to @birdsaretoddlers and hers "A Gentleman's Calling" (!murder besties fic!), I have one more woman who's wrongs I support. Terrible woman save me, save me terrible woman.

(Dolly's design by @lemonberyl)

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gossiping old ladies

forget being afraid of being judged as a sinner or winner, I am afraid to be judged by THEM.

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pov: you just sold your soul to the most powerful overlord couple in all of hell