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For those without the new update or that don’t have an iPhone: here are post screenshots! I probably should’ve done this earlier but aha stinky brain

Falsettos characters as the new iOS update emojis

This is the most important post I’ll ever make please appreciate how much time this took

Whizzer

🛼

Marvin

🪳

Trina

🥲

Mendel

🦤

Jason

🤌

Charlotte

🫁

Cordelia

🧋

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Falsettos characters as the new iOS update emojis

This is the most important post I’ll ever make please appreciate how much time this took

Whizzer

🛼

Marvin

🪳

Trina

🥲

Mendel

🦤

Jason

🤌

Charlotte

🫁

Cordelia

🧋

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♪ It’s like a heat wave Burning in my heart (It’s like a heat wave) I can’t keep from crying (It’s like a heat wave) It’s tearing me apart ♪

THE BOYS IN THE BAND (2020) dir. Joe Mantello

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me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

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ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

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This is genuinely the most ridiculous joke I have ever heard in musical theatre.

They spent 30 fucking minutes building up to this this joke.

It is absolutely infuriating that they delicately calculated that name, that disguise, and that irony for this fucking joke and it is the most hilarious yet irritating line I’ve ever heard.

Perfectly placed and perfectly planned.

I love this show.

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Happy International Lesbian Day!!!!

I’m wishing all lesbians around the world a day as beautiful and as rad as them today because they deserve it!

Whether you’re an aspec lesbian, an mspec lesbian, a trans or nonbinary lesbian, a MOGAI lesbian, or another kind of lesbian, today is for you!

Don’t be afraid to take pride in your lovely lesbian identity today! Being a lesbian is one of the best things in the world, and you deserve to feel proud of it and of yourself!

And to everyone who isn’t a lesbian, be sure to shower your local lesbian in love and acceptance today! Make sure they know how great they are!

Have a wonderful day, lesbians, and never stop being you!

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happy birthday to non-binary lesbians, trans lesbians, lesbians of color, lesbians who have never kissed a woman, lesbians who only realized they were lesbians recently, ace/aro lesbians, lesbians who haven’t come out yet, and lesbians who had past relationships with men. this is your day too. i love you all 🧡💖❤️🤍

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“Stop singing songs that are out of your vocal range”

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Your wish is my command :) check the most recent post for my lazy creation

I made these a while back so now I’m gonna put them here ❤️ Clownsettos 2020

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Monsters

Jason: Whizzer, can you check my closet for monsters?

Whizzer: What makes you think monsters can’t open doors?

Jason: ....

Marvin, with Jason sleeping in between him and Whizzer: This is why I deal with Jason.

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mr sandman

man me a sand

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Someone asked me to make Clownsettos versions of Trina, Mendel, and Jason, and because I’m a slave to the public and want people to like me I made some. They’re absolutely horrible ❤️❤️ Enjoy!!

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Depends on who’s asking

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I made these a while back so now I’m gonna put them here ❤️ Clownsettos 2020

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This is so important you have no idea

you know what noise i’m talking about