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Pearl Mom

Pearls voice came from off screen "What.. I.. ooh. GREG!" She called out, irritated by the earth tech. Greg's laughter sounded, and he took the camera and turned it towards the once slender gem they were in Vidalia's garage, her stomach swollen with what soon would be the first ever human gem hybrid. "you talk, I've got this!" He winked at Pearl causing her face to turn slightly blue. She steadied herself and sighed softly "Nora" Her voice was shaking slightly "I never expected such beautiful things to happen after such awful things had, but I suppose as Rose says. The earth is a great thing and after a Storm comes a.. er.. Rainbow?" She looked off camera, and Greg's hand shot view giving a thumbs up. Pearl seemed pleased with herself and continued "you will be the rainbow Nora, and you.. you will be great. With everything I've built in preparation for you.." She gestured, and the camera panned to show several human baby things learning toys, blocks with human letters and numbers, everything was put together with great care "It was fun!" She laughed "and you..." Her smile faded "I'm sure you will be fun too..." the tears came, and she covered her face "Pearl.." Greg sat the camera down and ran over to his space wife "I'll never meet her!" Pearl sobbed as she threw her arms over Greg "I.. I know.. And.. I wish I could help!" the young human was floundering trying to find a way to comfort his wife. After a few moments of crying, she seemed to have pulled herself together. She sniffed and straightened up "Nora, you will be something that just a few hundred years ago I thought was impossible. You will be something special. Something wonderful... and Though we may never meet.. Just know.." She touched the gem on her forehead and closed her eyes "I will be there with you, within you.. and I will love every moment of being you. Be good Nora, protect your family, we love you. I.. Love you.." The video abruptly ends, and a small sniffle could be heard. A young girl with butt length blond-pink hair moved her bangs away from her gem on her forehead. She gently touched it and closed her eyes "I love you too... Mom.." She whispered (pic used for reference of Nora- https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4f/97/50/4f9750b24e5f198832ebdb4134a61b56.jpg)Show less

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Introduction!

A dark purple curtain rises to reveal an empty stage. The only things that can be seen are a podium closer to the back of the stage #1, and a small doggie bed beside it. After a few moments of awkward silence, a few people mumbling about what was going on and what was going to happen, a rather Slender girl in a white Kimono walked out on stage. Her hair was a dark earth brown and pulled up into two buns atop her head. She walked silently to the podium and took her place behind it before looking at the crowd. Her forest green eyes studied everyone around her before the cleared her throat and smiled    “Welcome, to Crack-Ships-R-Us.” She tapped the podium waiting for the applause to begin, after a moment when not a single clap sounded she forced a small laugh and smiled    “I see.. you're confused as to why you’re here, aren’t you? Well it’s simple, we've gathered many fans of everything to the same place and are holding you all captive here” She put her hands together and laid her head on them like a pillow, looking as innocent as a sleeping child    “Don't worry, though, all you have to do is sit there, I will take care of the rest, well me and him” She gestured to the empty place beside her. a few mumbles caused her to look down at the small doggie bed    “Gak!” She gave a yelp of surprise “NO-One moment please” She chuckled nervously before stomping off backstage.    “You're making me look bad!” Her voice sounded    “don't wanna go out there!” A gruff male voice “They are all below me… stupid.. fandom.. losers. I-”  there was a loud crashing sound and a whimper before ten ten's voice sounded again    “Don't disrespect them!... At least not until we get popular“ She mumbled the last part.

   Ten Ten soon came back out on stage dragging a horse sized goat with five tails. The goat grunted and tried to wiggle out of Ten Tens grip, but she held firm, and by the time they reached to podium he had Given up and took his place on the doggie bed, glaring at the crowd.

   Tenten went back to her speech “Right.. Where were we… oh, yes!” She sighed happily “You all are being held here against your will. There will be fan Fanfic and Fanart here to keep you busy, and we will take any requests you may have, the only rule is: You can't leave!” She chirped happily before bowing and waiting for her applause and yet once again none came. The goat gave a throaty chuckle “Heh… you're a flop..” He said. TenTen Growled “Kokuo, I swear, I will clobber you!” She took the fan which was tied to her back and swung it at him, the wind from it sent him flying off stage right. “That's all, Enjoy!” TenTen said irritably before walking off stage to confront her partner.