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Wtf are cummies

they like those people we fought durin the cold war

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Nothing with No One

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BREAKING: A 14 year old has just come up with a character that has a television for a head

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sunlight illuminates undulating kelp forests by Douglas Klug

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american snack names: Gougars Squishing Jaminals TROPICAL PUNCH ™️

british snack names: Simple Delight

french snack names: La gaufrette qui contient une fine couche de crème à la vanille

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Vet tech reported to Red Cross for smiling a bit too wide while putting down family dog

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The majesty of an untucked fupa

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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friend: you better not be a cunty assortment of random objects when I get there

me at the function:

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this is years old and unfortunately never finished

i love that old Trollz show and was going to redesign and rewrite a lil bit of it like it was a reboot

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dose anyone want to smoke with me

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In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

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I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

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