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See now I'm thinking about all the seekers transitioning one by one until Thundercracker is the only he/him left in the group so they're all watching him expectantly and then one day he's like 'i have something to tell you guys' and they're like '!! Yeah?' and he's like 'this is something I've wanted for a long time and I've finally worked up the courage to say it out loud' and they're like 'YEAH??' and he's like 'yeah. Im gonna be a screenwriter.'

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human friend of known robofucker pointing at random Autobots and going 'so is he hot'

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Jazz, on guard duty: *screaming*

Optimus: what's wrong, are you alright?

Jazz: Optimus help it's some kind of giant mold spore

Jazz: Optimus it has beady little eyes and it's staring at me what do I do do I shoot it why is it staring at me like that

Optimus:

The giant mold spore under discussion:

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i lost my fucking mind over this post https://www.tumblr.com/penny-anna/767431385150570496/starscream-you-cant-hit-a-gay-robot?source=share by @penny-anna

TC and his many boyfriends should be the only ones allowed to be at Pride again. The rest are banned for life

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obviously the doylist reason why the Autobots keep befriending human children is bcos they are in a kids TV show but on a watsonist level i like to think they're a bit hazy on what children actually are

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Honestly so so cute to me that Spike & Carly grow up and have a baby while still being friends w the autobots in G1

Like can u imagine them taking baby Daniel to visit the autobots for the first time.

Carly: do you want to hold him?

Optimus: yes alright

Carly: *very carefully puts the baby into his hand*

Optimus:

Carly: why are you making that noise are you okay??

Optimus, making a horrible wheezing sound that's the Cybertronian equivalent of ugly sobbing: how is he so small

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Megatron: it's pride month, Starscream. You know what that means

Starscream: huh. what.

Starscream: do you want us to steal like. gay energy.

Starscream: what

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Megatron: it's pride month, Starscream. You know what that means

Starscream: huh. what.

Starscream: do you want us to steal like. gay energy.

Starscream: what

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G1 Bumblebee goes to prom w Spike & Carly. he drives Spike over to Carly's house to pick her up and then they all go together. he is in all their prom pictures. wearing a little bowtie looking very handsome.

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Imagine you're a pilot in the US air force out on manoeuvres or whatever and you see a weird unfamiliar plane flying around not responding to any hails so you go to check it out. But when you get close enough to see into the cockpit there's just a dog in there. The dog does not seem to be flying the plane but is strapped in and wearing a helmet. The dog is looking at you like 😛. Before the rest of your squad can see the plane just nyooms away. No-one will ever believe you.

Anyway you just ran into Thundercracker taking Buster up for a little ride 🙂

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g1 thundercracker defects but not because of any noble reasons hes just like the new plan is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. can i sleepover. he just showed up outside the base with his novels, half written screenplay, and a dog. no one knows where he got it from. theyre like yeah okay. turns out thundercracker is pretty chill. and now starscream & skywarp are too busy having drama with him on the battlefield

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absolutely beautiful mental image and 100% correct. he would.

g1 thundercracker defects but not because of any noble reasons hes just like the new plan is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. can i sleepover. he just showed up outside the base with his novels, half written screenplay, and a dog. no one knows where he got it from. theyre like yeah okay. turns out thundercracker is pretty chill. and now starscream & skywarp are too busy having drama with him on the battlefield

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That's the G1 Thundercracker motto, if shit sucks hit da bricks

g1 thundercracker defects but not because of any noble reasons hes just like the new plan is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. can i sleepover. he just showed up outside the base with his novels, half written screenplay, and a dog. no one knows where he got it from. theyre like yeah okay. turns out thundercracker is pretty chill. and now starscream & skywarp are too busy having drama with him on the battlefield

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There is this panel from a Transformers Holiday special in which Human Enthusiast Thundercracker says this lol (he's a bit more in the ballpark tho so you can give him that)

I think Cybertronians would massively overestimate how long organic beings live for even when trying to compensate

'humans are organic so they don't live very long compared to us. They probably only live like 10, maybe 15 thousand years'

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go watch TF ONE if you havent its incredible

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thought i should say, sorry, i really just use main for transformers posting now. i might reblog the stray thing to this blog but not really a guarantee. i am far more active on main @coderiderr and have a pretty hefty queue of tf stuff set up :]

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thought i should say, sorry, i really just use main for transformers posting now. i might reblog the stray thing to this blog but not really a guarantee. i am far more active on main @coderiderr and have a pretty hefty queue of tf stuff set up :]