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how?? just how?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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new kind of guy dropped

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Ever After (1998), quoting Sir Thomas More.

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New paladin oath

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this is exactly how it feels to get depressive moods at 4pm on a wednesday

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Me @ everyone rn:

Dracula daily starts in just a couple weeks!

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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fascinating to me how quickly we forget that the cycles repeat. people treating 5-15 year olds like this breed of superchild created to do evil and taint the world. that was all of us. "they're wrecking sephoras" you would not survive a 2015 hot topic with this mindset. "they're falling for the stanley cup thing" buying on trend overly robust camping gear for every day use is like. a middle class tradition in this country. our glorious kånken backpack vs their wicked stanley cup.

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Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden

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Me: I hate gossip

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monica......