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Techmoan: "I hope this won't trigger a content id match"

Proceeds to put on Dead Poet's Society and watch it in its entirety. Pausing occasionally to talk about parts he was confused by and reminisce about the first time he watched it in theaters

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OH SHI-

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taking off my extremely realistic fake hands to reveal nigh identical unwashed hands after walking into the bathroom fooling the AI-driven hand wash detector checkpoints near the gym in 4th grade. The world is UNRECOGNIZABLE compared to what it was just 10 years ago

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Pinterest needs a button that's like I've seen this. I like this. But please stop showing me the same image every time I open this app

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girl, did your shower curtain texture just not load in?

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I cannot open tumblr in public

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Any time Londoners take "the tube" their molecules get deleted and reconstructed from scratch so the old consciousness dies, and they just have the same memories as the person they once were.

This is why Chicago will always be #1, baby

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Erotic. RealID. application. denial.

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Chucking my suitcase and yelling SIDEBAR before running into traffic and hood sliding across a taxi to whisper my deepest darkest secrets to the richest looking metrosexual coming out of the vape and fake weed store. That is literally ALL IT TOOK to get a job in 2022

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I though it was a fair fight until he started charging his crystals right in front of me. Like I wouldn't notice. Like that isn't automatic disqualification.

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The shadow people are not even TRYING to hide anymore. THIS SUCKS

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I have never made a decision that made me feel worse than this one. I deserve everything that happens to me

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This image came to me in a dream and I've been trying to decipher what it means.

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I tried Twitter. I tried Bluesky. But the people over there are genuinely unsouled.

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