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I’m so sick of y’all’s shit stop

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not 2 be controversial on main but i think it’s pretty sad the first major generation to grow up online is projecting their adolescent self-hatred onto the “cringe” generation of tiktokkers

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Tumblr in a nutshell

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a thread about a thing that keeps happening for some reason that I am still wildly unqualified for

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people make a lot of touch-starved gay jokes about Lush but the truth is it’s not a gay experience, it’s a human experience. no one is safe, no one is immune.

you walk in there for the first time thinkin’ I’m gonna buy some hand soap today and then some dude who smells like something impossible, like he’s being described by a YA author, he smells like lavender, leather, and the steam coming from hot pavement after a short summer rain,

That guy. He comes up to you and he asks if he can help you sample something. He leads you to a small, metal basin of water. It’s so pastoral, it’s so quaint. You can imagine it sitting beside your bed with a porcelain pitcher in your farm cottage for you to use to wash your face in the morning.

He rolls up your sleeve a bit, and you awkwardly apologize for not doing it yourself, and he says it’s fine.

Sir LeatherRain gently rinses your hand in the warm water, and then he dries it off attentively. Then he massages some of the product into your palm. It’s the cinnamon bean massage bar. He says “don’t you love how it feels warm as you rub it in?”

He’s making more direct eye contact with you than you’ve ever made in your entire life.

As he finishes, a woman who smells like coffee beans and pink-skied winter sunrises approaches and says “oh I LOVE that product.”

You know it’s about the sell. It’s transactional, but you’re in love. You can’t help it.

You’re also More uncomfortable than you’ve ever been in your entire life.

As you walk away to the register, you clench your hand and unclench it like Mr. Darcy when he touches Elizabeth Bennet’s hand to help her out of a coach.

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Where's the way to your heart?

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Mrs (mistress) - feminine / female

Mr (master/mister) - masculine / male

Ms (mss/miss) - feminine / neutral

Mx (mix) - neutral / otherly

Me (mistree) - neutral

Mn (misen/missen/mixen) - neoneutral 

Ml (misla) - neutral / otherly 

Mb (misby/misbie) - neutral / enbinine

De/Dᵉ (done) - neutral / otherly

Mt (mixt/mistix) - demineutral / young mix

Mrx (mirx) - neutral / xenine / otherly

Mz/mzz (miz/mizz) - unknown / undefined

Mt from srt. (señorito/senhorito (young sir), srte. for señorite/senhorite (young mix), hence señorita/senhorita means single/young lady/mistress or specifically mademoiselle/madam). Senhoria is often translated as feud / manor / lordship / seigniory / madamhood / ladyship / landlady, not as in property or ownership, but as in mistery / mystery, “you all/mysteries” (vossas senhorias / vuestra merced) / mastery/masteries / folkness / personhood / peoplekind. -E suffix of done/dᵉ (neutral of donship) can be replaced with Y (dony/dʸ), I (doni/dⁱ) and X (donx/dˣ).

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i think some people connect pronoun non conformity with feminine men and masculine women but that’s not always the case. she/her men can be feminine sure, but they can also be masc, neutral, androgynous, or something else. he/him women can be masculine, but they can also be feminine, neutral, androgynous, or something else.

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same shit, different fandom

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What happened?

what do you think happened.

people got pissy over someone not being mentally ill in the “right way” and having interests outside of what is deemed “acceptable”

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This deserves an Oscar

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Why is it okay when other people have weird hyperinterests but when we have a hyperinterest in gore and death and car crashes and shit like that, we’re awful people who deserve death threats and harassment

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Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic

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How do those boots taste?

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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.

Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.

Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.

Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different. 

Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.

Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty. 

Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!

Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!

Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.

Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be. 

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People who use it/its pronouns are braver than any cop will ever be