crag-the-caveman

[crag-the-caveman]

We not know that for sure yet

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Bright colors, sour when touch with tongue. Definitely poison worm. Do not eat!

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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen

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✅️money not invented yet

✅️Crag has had many sicknesses and plagues

✅️many lovers have left Crag, usually after they get over the initial club to the head

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Apparently Crag reaching for berries considered "potentially mature content" by tumblr

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That a good price

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

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CRAG NOT TALL ENOUGH TO REACH THE REST OF THE BERRIES!!!!! CRAG IS FUCKED!!!!!

Score!!!! This tree have just enough berries on it for Crag to not starve

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Score!!!! This tree have just enough berries on it for Crag to not starve

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*holds aloft my enormous gold-plated jewel-encrusted goblet filled with the finest wine in the kingdom* to our kingdom... to our companionship.... to our health. Cheers! *taps it against your tiny crudely-carved wooden cup filled with water*

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Hey wait. One of those monkeys is Crag's grandma

Guy who gave an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters and is really mad because all they write is "gadzooks!"

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Crag's foot stuck?

girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch

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Really? Perhaps Crag could find mate by hanging out in the tar pits...

girls love bubbling tar... girls love crude oil... girls love pitch

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Oh, you mean like shunning lepers? Yeah is shunning lepers is preventing disease then Crag do that

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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Hmmmmm..... uhhhhh.... hmmmm.... if skip, can come back to question later?

[crag-the-caveman]

Sounds like witchcraft

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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Skeleton disagrees with his wife about the issue