craighammer
craighammer
craig hammer
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craighammer 20 hours ago
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craighammer 4 days ago
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proof that a bad partner can give you a glow down
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not drake bells greatest look and that girlfriend had later falsely accused him of abuse because he wouldnt pay her ( also with a lack of evidence except for a diary entry she could have wrote that week ) and she has also threatened other women online and called another victim a liar and has deleted all her videos on tiktok including the one when came out with the allegations
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i dont like the stash and the struggle beard im sorry , ive seen people who despise eachother with more chemistry to even make this believable they should have stuck to what they were doing last year with the very few appearances or just tell timothee to picture armie
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craighammer 7 days ago
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Reblog if you think Armie Hammer is a wonderful man and doesn't deserve any hate.
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craighammer 9 days ago
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this man right here has a horrible taste in women ( except marina gris she seems ok ) but he has an excellent tast in men
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once this man gets his act together and get rid of miss trashy jenner
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craighammer 10 days ago
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happy fathers day to these two excellent fathers
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trying to edit the lizard out as best as i can and replace her with the kids future step dad
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refusing to edit janet out because her and drake still seem to be on a friendly level for their son and she would never even put drake through even a quarter of the stuff that elizabeth has to armie
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craighammer 10 days ago
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maybe theres only one set of feet he likes
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Armie-"feet-don't-do-anything-for-me"-Hammer
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Did I read somewhere that a certain actor did the above scene UNSCRIPTED?
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9 June 2025
Thanks and credit to @hellcanbeparadise.
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craighammer 15 days ago
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i know that lily rose depp and timothee chalamet were completely pr but at least they seemed to be really good friends and lily never made timothee uncomfortable like kylie does
but at least lily has found shake 070 now and they seem to be in love
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and hopefully timothee will find the way back to the love of his life soon
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craighammer 15 days ago
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drake bell : been exposing hollywood since 2005
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craighammer 15 days ago
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reblogging this because kjs fans only clapback is ' he'll never choose you ' like duh we know and tbh timothee is good looking and all and hes a great actor but hes not my type armie hammer , drake bell are more my type of men
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Hey there, you can dislike Kylie Jenner all you want, but just so you know, he won鈥檛 choose you to be his girlfriend. I hope this helps. If you are feeling insecure, just say it. 馃槉
ok kylie thanks for the info but just so you know I only have one big crush for armie in that sense 馃槄
Have a good day
Are you aware that you wrote this ask to a charmie blog and that is completely nonsense? 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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craighammer 16 days ago
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heres kylies next face inspo
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craighammer 17 days ago
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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties
Yall won't forget this part right?
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Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???
(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)
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craighammer 18 days ago
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this elon musk and donald trump fallout must be the messiest break up in the history of breakups cause why am i getting new news updates of elon musk just exposing trump at this point elon should just leak donald bank details so we can all spend his money
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craighammer 18 days ago
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heres the song 'julia' by Fefe Dobson
when i was listening to it it kinda gave off vibes of a message armie probably wants to give timothee
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here are the lyrics
Tell me this is not the end, Julia You my love, my oldest friend, Julia I see you with flowers in your hair, Julia Running around without a care Your days were numbered, yeah
And I want you to know You're doing this to yourself Time to show me the will to change And I swear I will help you, I will I will shine my light on you
Let the sun light show your face, Julia No one knows you in this place, Julia I see there's a distance in your eyes, Julia Can I even reach you if i try Or is this goodbye
And I want you to know You're doing this to yourself Time to show me the will to change And I swear I will help you, I will
I will shine my light on you
I will shine my light of hope And change and everything That might have been If you'd only hear my warning If you 'd only hear me calling I would shine my light on you
Tell me this is not the end, Julia You my love, my oldest friend, Julia You put your faith in dreams that kill, Julia Lying with beauty, breath so still She couldn't be trusted, yeah
And I want you to know You're doing this to yourself Time to show me the will to change And I swear I will help you, I will I will shine my light on you
please check the song out its highly underated and fefe is really good
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craighammer 20 days ago
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sick of this bs relationship , i didnt mind last year when they werent being shoven in our faces everywhere but now you can even search timothee up on pinterest without half of this pics being of kylie
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craighammer 21 days ago
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it sucks being a timothee chalamet fan in 2025 ecause even a pinterest search has to be about kylie jenner now like i wanted a picture of timothee not some fake selfie of kylie jenner claiming to be 'makeupfree'
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craighammer 21 days ago
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can we bring armie hammer back into timothee chalamets life already cause im sick of seeing timothee with that plastic bag he takes with him
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craighammer 23 days ago
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this is another great drake bell song that he wrote about his experience in hollywood
im sure armie related at some point and im sure timothee relates to it at the moment
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because you cannot tell me that , thats a happy man right there ( also i had to crop out trashy )
here are the lyrics
Here in Hollywood Men are chewing cigarettes Tell ya how to walk and talk And leave you such a mess What I'd do to trade it for your ordinary life
I'm burning firewood My heat turned off a hundred times Been broke for 30 years A failure story paradigm What I'd do to trade it for your extraordinary life
Ooh I'd love to see through your eyes Ooh I don't think you would (I would) 'Cause it's lonely at the top But the champagne must taste good
A night's sold out My fans become my enemies A fallen king Hey everybody, look at me What I'd do to trade it for your ordinary life
Empty venues Coughing all my hopes and dreams Faceless rooms Are always staring back at me What I'd do to trade it for your extraordinary life
Ooh I'd love to see through your eyes Ooh I don't think you would (I would) 'Cause it's lonely at the top But the champagne must taste good
The viper bites The idol of the matinee Strike a toast To the gentlemen who were never made What I'd do to trade it for your ordinary life What I'd do to trade it for your extraordinary life
The glass is always clearer On the other side
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