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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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cooking with trauma

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joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

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Modern human AU of the guys??! 🧡💚🌺

Timon without the Hawaiian shirt bc yall need to see the dumb tan line I gave him to represent his stomach patch

Had so much fun making these pls enjoy

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Why am I still here 😍

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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i also think they're funny too

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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death and despair

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