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I love that so many people draw Stan with darker skin specifically because I know Trey wouldn’t like it. Why does that guy have such a problem with race swapping

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Creek if Wendy didn't make her presentation

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hate how much schoolwork i have this week I WANNA WRITE I WANNA DRAW

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I want Cartman and Bebe to be BFFs who enable the absolute worst out of each other.

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do you think if stan ever saw his future self he’d be terrified at how much like his dad he looked and acted

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i know a lot of people are uncomfortable with the more crass humor of sp and there's nothing wrong with that but come on "boogers and cum" is peak

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Ouch they fell ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

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craig being generally apathetic and only really caring about his special interests (space, stripe, and red racer) until he meets his friend group + tweek

he hangs out with them all the time, lets himself be silly for once. while also still trying to stay being his chill “boring” self bc that’s how everyone’s seen him for so long. he likes having people around him that take him out places and include him in stuff (without asking anything of him). it’s also nice having people to complain with about all the dumb shit that happens

when him and tweek start dating for real he falls head over heels and really loves doing all the couple-y stuff (pet names, park dates, matching stuff etc). it might be “out of character” for him, but he doesn’t care bc he loves having someone to balance him out, being this open with someone, and not caring how he comes across

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i love vegan stan who lives off of oreos & fries & impossible sandwiches from burger king & is deficient in like everything

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if your name is Eric Cartman and you need something physically built for one of your weird schemes, Kenny and Stan are the guys to call (Kyle will just be pissed in the corner even tho it was totally his idea to jump the homeless guys)

(episode parallels- they build him a ramp to jump over the homeless in 2007’s Night of the Living Homeless and then build one of the multiverse Cartman’s a custom PC in 2023’s Joining the Panderverse.)

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Banana nana fo fana 

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i am so close to finishing south park this year but i have the episodes ive been putting off left (world war zimmerman, tegridy farms, board girls, etc) and i don’t wanna fucking watch those

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Quotes from Brooklyn 99

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kyman serenade on a shirt?? who am i robbing for this

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sp stary call that mutually questioning all your life choices to kiss that one boy

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my go-to tyde scenario is clyde showing up at tolkien’s house unannounced to watch tv and his room (aka cry and complain while cars 2 is playing in the background)