#they’re so dumb

[floof-bunz]

A little under the weather so I’ll be sharing old doodles for a bit

This started off as a crack ship,, then I got obsessed lmao. Lucifer and my oc Floof !! Enjoyyyy

[watchyourbuck]

Tommy: *making noises*

Tommy: lmao u think he bought it

The 118:

[captora]

I like my men stupid.

[fantasyhurts]

George and Ringo: Guys, they’re trying to take a picture

JohnandPaul: *aggressive heart eyes*

[sapphic-storm69]

[button-soda]

Ash belongs to @itsxroxannex

Peepaw shattered belongs to Galacii-gallery

Azazal belongs to me

This is in no way canon to either stories but god I wanted to draw them

[onceandfutureheartache]

stop trying to die for each other!! what are you, gay or something??

[mtndw-whteout]

I'd love to see your take on middle aged or older Terumob!

Dumb Old Men :)

[whewchilly]

landonorris and carlossainz55 Gonna go get my appendix removed. Apparently you do it and you win a race soooooo.... congrats Carlitos 🌶️ #weightloss

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

The moment Soap realised he was in love with Ghost he nearly broke his ass.

They were in a mission and for once Soap was playing over watch while Ghost went in for recon. There was no good spot that allowed him a full vantage so he has to climb a tree for it.

He’s sitting up in a tree, making all his usual comments as he watches his lieutenant make his way through the compound.

And it’s so stupid and so embarrassing that Soap swears to hell and back that he’ll take the mistake to his grave.

But there’s a moment where Ghost bends over to snap a guys neck and his ass is just on full display for Soap and he very nearly falls out of the tree he’s in because of it. Then the man so effortlessly pulls off another kill, looking like sex on legs and Soap suddenly realises that he’s in love with the man.

He doesn’t know what the hell does it for him or when it even happened but he watches the kill and his immediate thought is, “fuck, I love him.”

And that makes him actually tip out of the tree, barely managing to roll at the last second so he doesn’t break anything, before falling flat on the ground and groaning in embarrassment. He’s just lucky Ghost had found what they needed and was on his way out.

When Ghost realised he was in love with Soap he nearly stabbed the man in a blind panic.

They were walking down the halls of base, usual ribbing and chatter from the Scot bouncing off the walls in an all too familiar fashion.

Ghost is nodding along, giving noncommittal hums as if he isn’t listening intently and taking in every little detail he possibly could, when Johnny’s eyes are widening, hand shooting out toward his face and making him tense.

Ghost nearly throws the other against the wall but then the hand is going past his head and grabs something from behind him. Soap’s eyes are hard and angry, his body manoeuvring around him so he can slam the person who was apparently behind them in the wall.

Ghost is too shocked to do anything, watching as the Scot threatens the ever loving shit out of a rookie for god knows what. When he shoves the rookie away and said man scampers in order to escape Ghost thinks he’s got enough control of himself to try and ask what that had been about.

But then Soap’s turning to him, bright smile on his face as he gestures to the still fleeing rookie as he speaks, “Couldn’t have him ruining the reputation aye Lt.?”

Ghost finally realises what that had all been about and he sees the worry and understanding in Soap’s eyes because somehow, the man had managed to worm into his heart and figure out every little flaw and vulnerability. But despite it all, he’s still here, standing by his side.

And Ghost could kiss him with how much love overwhelms him in that moment. And in the very same moment he could stab the man and kill him for the panic those feelings induce in him, cause he’s never allowed anything nice. Not in this lifetime and probably not in the next.

[obx-incorrect-quotes]

Kiara: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what JJ will and will not eat.

Pope: Grass? Yes!

Kiara: Moss? Yes!!

Pope : Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Kiara: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Pope: Worms? Sometimes!

Kiara : Rocks? Usually nah.

Pope : Twigs? Usually!

Kiara : John B’s cooking? Inconclusive!

John B: How did you... test this?

Pope: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

John B: ... I don't know how to feel about this.

Sarah: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[frnkiebby]

#234 of how not to play a guitar w/ frank~🎃

[watchyourbuck]

911 characters as Tumblr posts | 3/20

[madamaude]

wwdits fans be like: obsesses over 3 pixels in the background of a scene

[grishaxverse]

omg did leo and percy really summon nike the goddess of victory by promoting adidas 😭

[red-garden]

Leosagi practice