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I FOUND THIS AND MANAGED TO SCREEN CAP IT LIKE LITERALLY SECONDS BEFORE IT GOT CHANGED BACK

WHICH ONE OF YOU LEGENDS DID THIS

IF NO ONE STEPS UP I’LL BE FORCED TO ASSUME IT WAS DAMIEN

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Ur adorable uwu

NO YOU!!

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yall rlly hate vegans that much

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boys are just so [grits teeth] fucking handsome

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new jumper that i am obsessed with

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selfie dump :3c

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hi it is nearly 2019 and i am in the process of relearning the ponponpon dance

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Throw back to 2013-specific Tumblr experiences

“Can you make that ask rebloggable?”

Any post more than 3 sentences long getting reblogged as a “link”

Seeing someone’s reply in a comment chain deleted and wondering what stupid thing they said to get themselves deleted

Having the power to delete/edit other people’s comments in general

Reaction Image Folders

“I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights!”

Tom Hiddleston thirst

Bendytoots Thirst

100000 posts about ex-anime nerds getting back into anime because of Attack on Titan

“Reblog this image if you’re in the (X) fandom”

Flower Crowns

Flower Crowns on Hannibal Characters

“And now, the weather”

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all i want to do is write that one fic that takes people’s breath away and kinda lingers in the back of their minds. i want to write something that makes people want to make art and play with my versions of characters or in the universe i created. i want to be able to create worlds that feel real enough to walk into and write lines that stick with people until they forget where exactly they heard it because it lives in their bones now.

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Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

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Had some fun creating outfits for YJ team!

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so this epitomises self indulgence but i was rewatching yj season 2 and had a Thought for an au:

wherein bart doesnt manage to go to the past and instead has to form a rebellion with the now older members of yj (and/or some legacy characters like terry and such) and you get to watch as his mission slowly evolves from “kill blue beetle” to “save blue beetle”

mostly hes just a huge pain in the ass for The Reach tho

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i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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*slams back a bourbon whiskey* listen mate I’ve been here for all kinds of ridiculous tumblr meltdowns I was here when Yahoo took over I was here for dashcon I was here when the notes disappeared I was here back when those superwholock chain posts of fucking up non believers were taken seriously and through every single one I have done fuck all. I have not changed a goddang thing. I waited for the end and the end never came. I do not plan on changing my status quo now. either things will go on as they always have and in six months time I’ll be here watching staff announce that anyone with over 1000 followers are being monitored or I will have been physically deleted from this wonderful stupid fucking website and either way I’m gonna go out posting pictures of my cat

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FUCKING CUIL THEORY !!

@hinatakickflips

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

francieum

quirkybrittany

justgirlythings

“I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public

we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”

“you must be fun at parties”

cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide

mitt romney

hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)

hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)

andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter

the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips

superwholock fandom (this was their prime)

supernatural has a gif for everything

“Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol

hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that

the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them

benedict cumberbatch everywhere

that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever

gangnam style everywhere

people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme

“Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms

“im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”

the dancing chandler gif from friends

“Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes

potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)

the reblog button being at the top of posts

cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”

27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”

song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album

“ah, the scalene triangle”

XD vs :D discourse

the most reblogged picture on tumblr

doge

men of tumblr

the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post

touch my butt and buy me pizza

spread this like wildfire

tumblr university (complete with uniforms)

tumblr island

tumblr nation

these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon

tumblr prom

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if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”