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Billy: How do you like your coffee?

Steve: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Billy: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.

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Harringrove Couple’s Therapy

Therapist: So, let’s start with you Steve. What makes you unhappy in this relationship?

Steve (in tears): I don’t know what to do again. I’m at my limit with him.

Therapist: What did he do? Or What does he do, that makes you question your relationship?

Steve (calming himself, while Billy rolls his eyes): He keeps messing up my hair!

Therapist: *…*

Steve (a little bit angry now): I spend hours at a time carefully styling it and this… asshole just runs his fingers through it and ruins the whole thing! I’m tired and I’m done Doc!“

Therapist: Mr Hargrove?

Billy (shrugging, an innocent look on his face): I don’t know what to tell you Doc. He has pullable hair and he always likes it when I tug on it when we’re fucking.

Steve (clearly blushing): ●…●

Therapist: 0_0

Billy and Steve: -…-

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based on this post 

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This could be Steve so much 

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petition for steve harrington to wear johnny depp’s crop top from nightmare on elm street in stranger things 3

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Hargrove and Harrington are alphabetically similar making it very easy for them to get paired together for school projects just saying

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MA BABY DREW ME !!!!!

♛ Drew my @billys-cigarettes  ♛

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I’m so glad I’m not the only weirdo who thought about scenarios like these oh my god

OKAY BUT LISTEN

what if Billy and Steve find another gate while they’re out patrolling for demodogs and they step through…into another dimension. But in THIS dimension, there’s no floating mold or monsters, but a weird show called Stranger Things. They stroll into a convention in the middle of nowhere Indiana (apparently they aren’t in Hawkins anymore, Toto) and Billy is horrified at the number of people wielding nail-studded bats and wearing sunglasses. Steve can’t speak for a solid five minutes and people keep coming up to them and saying “YOU GUYS LOOK AWESOME” and Billy keeps yelling at people for staring too close and Steve freezes at this one display and just numbly points.

“Billy…who is Joe Keery?”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A DACRE?”

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ok random thought but billy’s necklace has to hold some significant value in his life for him to wear it in literally every scene he has. whether it be something his mother passed on to him or a gift from a lover back in cali, i rly feel like it’s supposed to be a hint on who he is as a character

(aka: please duffers validate my billy hargrove lovin ass and show us his fucking backstory next season)

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billy when steve bends over so his ass is in full display:

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“I am much gayer than I originally planned”

Billy laying in bed thinking about how much he wants to kiss Steve: *squints* this isn’t ideal

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insp.

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Steve: swear words are illegal now! If you say one you go to jail!

Dustin: heck

Steve: you’re on thin fucking ice

Steve: oh no

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Joe Keery Character Alignment Chart (insp. & insp)

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I love this beautiful creature ok

So here’s Joe actually singing. Bye.

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Yo, quick question I wanna draw some Harringrove again but I have no idea what, has someone prompts?

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imagine if u could hear ur hair growing