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10th of June 2015, Rusty Quill Gaming released its first ever episode, and ten years on, we still love it.

So to celebrate, a very talented bunch of people came together to offer a tribute for a show that has touched our hearts and happily still has its cozy place there to this day.

Please enjoy.

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[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

END TRANSCRIPT]

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američani prooosiiiim. prosim ubijte elona muska 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 američani! prosim. Prosim !!! ubijte elona muska. se ne spomnite pištole.. ? bum bum ? vaša najljubša igra..? Američani... prosim. 😔🙏 ste pozabili svoje domače božanstvo, stotnika ameriko: ubij nacije??? američani !! Vem, da zmorete 🥺🙏 prosim američani..

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Phil Davies

"The Egret was in shadow and the background was in full sun"

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A version without the robe will be on my bluesky ;)

Image ID: This is a redraw meme based on an old advertisement. Oscar, a tall and slender man with rosy skin and white hair, is lounging on a bed with teal bedding and a silky pink pillow. He has a book help up to be read, but is looking at the viewer flirtatiously, his legs held straight in the air and crossed at the ankle to give a teasing view of his bum. He is wearing a sheer pink night robe with fur trim which spills across the bed and pools around his arms as he eats madelaines from a plate. End ID.

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im noticing a bit of a pattern here

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As part of this year's @fandomtrumpshate, I was commissioned by @bluejayblueskies to draw a branch of @knifemartin's CYOA series! I currently have seven pages drafted I'm excited to make more once I've got the time!

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Image ID: This is a single page comic rendered mostly in blue with yellow accents. The first four frames of are of James Barnes, a brown man with his hair covered and dressed for sleep, climbing onto a roof. He wanders out onto the tile alone, looking at the stars, until a clinking catches his attention.

Not far off, his companion Howard Carter, a white man in day clothes, crouches in front of a wall with a brick taken out and fiddles with glass bottles. "Not my best selection," he warns, "There's an ale and a wine. I'm having the wine."

Barnes admires him, both exasperated and fond. Then, he sits and extends a hand. "Ale, then," he says, the next panel being a close up of his and Carter's hand's just touching as Carter passes him a bottle with the affirmative "Ale."

The final frame takes up a large portion of the screen. Carter and Barnes are just black silhouettes as they admire the night sky. Yellow constellations and spiraling clouds stretch out before them, but a single text box connects them. "Good weather for it, yeah?" Asks Carter.

End ID.

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With the help of my friend and flatmate Brian AKA Stout Stoat Press ( @stoutstoatpress ), we can use their EU IOSS-integrated storefront to sell Sacred Bodies to the EU!

We'll open pre-orders for Sacred Bodies HERE* for a week from Monday the 24th of March, starting at 5 PM GMT.

These pre-orders are for this book only, none of my other work will be available.

Pre-orders will close on the last day of the month at 5 PM. It will take about 2 weeks to get the stock in, and I should be able to start packing and sending the books by mid-April.

Thank you to Brian / SSP for being able to arrange this! *this link will only work for European countries, non-EU users will get a 404 jsyk

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Even anteaters have fun...

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the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.

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guessing honeycutt would be a husk too like farley?

sidebar but it's so interesting to see how people refer to wick. a lot of people call him his full christian name of warwick, but nobody in the book ever actually calls him that. he introduces himself with it, but asks to be called wick. he's called farley pretty often, but not by anybody you'd call his friend. i guess you aren't his friend.

anyway.

yeah honeycutt is of course a husk. there are So many options for what his familiar would be though. it's a shame leech is not viable.

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somewhere safe, happy

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[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy

[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?

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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.