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I gained a lot of weight since ghe last time you were on tumblr...maybe i missed you so much I was stress eating?? Yummy numnums.. !

Awe aren't you sweet xD Nothing wrong with being a chonker! More room for breadie numnums >:)

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Considering making an ace-only server since it seems like a lot of my new fans here are genuine... but worried about the *usual suspects* sneaking in just to troll :/ I still have trauma from owning servers in the past. If only there was a way to prove one's asexuality before joining.

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Me so queer!

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Bunga i recently found out my stick bug is asexual! any tips to celebrate her coming out?

CONGRATULATIONS! You're already doing better than most people by appreciating and nurturing her asexuality :) There's too many heart-breaking stories of people throwing out and abandoning their pets after finding out they are queer.

Throw a party! Give her a tiny cake! Put a little ace flag in her tank! Read her ace literature! (My parents have a pet shark who is aroace, and loves when I read to hir. Bunson Holmes is hir favorite.)

I'm sure you'll make your little buggie buddy feel confident, empowered, and comfortable! :D

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currently crying because kids nowadays don’t even realize what bunson holmes went through for the queer movement

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"A world without the burden of sex would indeed be a much simpler, more wholesome place. I suppose it's too much to ask, but if sexual intercourse was only used for reproduction then our time on this planet would be focused more on the wonderful, simpler things in life. We would be frolicking in waterfalls and watching the sunset with intense adoration."

-Bunson Holmes, "A Little Book of Queerness" (1993)

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Chillin', eatin' some numnumz, Home Alone 3 on repeat xD Can't get enough of my blorbo bois, my funky little beanpods, my pantie-pie perro pups.

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Yeah that's true, you're the best so i get why they wanna take your swag xD looking forward to more kin and ace content now that my fave blogger is back ^_^

Thanks nonniebean!! Only the swaggiest funkiest content here xD

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Space ace this, cake ace that... where da poop aces at???

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Anyone else have headcanons for the way the different Sanders Sides farts smell, or just me? xD

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Kinplatonic

This is a new term I am coining. It's when you kin your friend and have a special bond because of it. Some losers might think it's weird, but it represents a much deeper, more spiritually powerful, authentically qveer connection than any s*xual relationship. Like me and Murr from Impractical Jokers :D

BEING KINPLATONIC IS VALID AND ACE CULTURE, DON'T LET PEOPLE TELL YOU IT ISN'T!!

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Thinking about the spiritually edifying, awe-inspiring power of the scene I wrote for TQAH where a pregnant Atticus Finch defends an Among Us crewmate in court.

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I know how you meant it. *Farts*

I'm back.

Bunga here. It's been a while, huh? Tumblr can't keep me silenced! Well... in all honesty, I was busy being an ace activist. I even got to meet Murr and we spent hours discussing queerness together. :D Jelly, anyone?

In seriousness, I feel it's my duty to educate the masses of Tumblr with my asexual genius once again! Praise me!! >:D Ploooort! ...oops. it just slipped out. SORRYNOTSORRY!

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So that other account was never really you?

That fruit? Nah. But a lot of people wanna be me so I can't blame 'em xD

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Bunga I missed you so frickin much oh my god welcome back is it really you? Whenever I see murr I think of you!

Bunga the one and only! And well, you should, seeing as I kin him!

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Erasing my flaming asexuality... yikes. Not a convincing look.

I'm back.

Bunga here. It's been a while, huh? Tumblr can't keep me silenced! Well... in all honesty, I was busy being an ace activist. I even got to meet Murr and we spent hours discussing queerness together. :D Jelly, anyone?

In seriousness, I feel it's my duty to educate the masses of Tumblr with my asexual genius once again! Praise me!! >:D Ploooort! ...oops. it just slipped out. SORRYNOTSORRY!

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There's an impostor among us xD

I'm back.

Bunga here. It's been a while, huh? Tumblr can't keep me silenced! Well... in all honesty, I was busy being an ace activist. I even got to meet Murr and we spent hours discussing queerness together. :D Jelly, anyone?

In seriousness, I feel it's my duty to educate the masses of Tumblr with my asexual genius once again! Praise me!! >:D Ploooort! ...oops. it just slipped out. SORRYNOTSORRY!