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Hot- Jinmin Smut

Pairing: Jin x Jimin

Warnings: yaoi, hand job, blowjob, sex, too much fluff for existence

Words: 2,923

-idk how i could have turned this into an angst, so sorry anon it’s just fluff/smut

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BTS MASTERLIST

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Masterlist

Reactions

Fuckboy! au realizing they like only you Hyung Line Maknae Line

avoiding you because they like you, so you make them jealous by hanging out with other members

BTS and your idol group are on a game show, and they have a crush on you

You Move In Together

You are dating, but refuse to call him oppa

You have tattoos

You’re their cat hybrid

You’re their lockscreen

You have scrapes and bruises because you’re a pro skateboarder

You are nervous to start a family because of a previous miscarriage

S/O is slightly overweight

Ex Female Idol Performs Shout Out to My Ex

You call them after your kid chokes

They see you without makeup for the first time

They see you wearing makeup for the first time

They see you in an american restaurant

You have a big butts and thick thighs

You make them jealous by cuddling w/ another member and purring, hybrid au

They walk in on you changing & you’re wearing lingerie 

Convincing you to go on late night adventures

You ask them to rap/sing for you when they ask you out

They come home from practice and find you relaxing on plushies

They run into you with their car

You start to purr when you cuddle with them, hybrid au

You are short

You are tall

You forget your stuffed animal that you cuddle when you sleep over, so they cuddle with you

It’s your first time

Morning after the first time you slept together

You (their fiance) is pregnant

A creepy guy won’t leave you alone

Your first time kissing them

You meet each other, soulmate au

He gets jealous and gives you a hickey

You have a cute laugh/ sneeze

The way they cuddle you

You teach them to surf

You have an australian accent

You have hairy legs

You two accidentally match

They find out you already have kids

You have crush on them so you sit on their lap and kiss them

They walk in on you putting on pants and you have a big butt

They scare off the creep who wouldn’t leave you alone, Mafia au

You have a flirty personality

They meet you, fairy au

You wear a revealing outfit

You learning Korean

You randomly squish their cheeks

You get headaches

They walk in on you masturbating

They tell you they know about your crush on them

Drabbles/ One-Shots

Vacationing with Jhope

Vacationing with RM

Vacationing with Jimin

Vacationing with Suga

Jin x Reader

Nerdy Puns

Jhope x Reader

Is Love Enough, he loves you but your dad doesn’t approve

Jimin x Reader

The Doctor On Call, gang member Jimin x doctor reader

Unrequited Love, he’s in love w/ reader but she likes V, angst

Returned Affections, part 2 to unrequited love, happy ending

V x Reader

Heavenly, fallen angel taehyung x reader

Unrequited Love, Jimin love’s reader but she and V like each other, angst

Fan Fiction

Jimin x Reader

Leather Jackets and Wings (Finished) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Yoongi x Reader

The Crown’s Blacksmith 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

Fake Texts

Hoseok x Reader

He asks you out, and at first you think he’s joking

Yoongi x Reader

He asks you out, and at first you think he’s joking

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“Can I Have Your Autograph?” MASTERLIST

PART 1: Where Jeon Jungkook gives in to the requests

PART 2: Where Jeon Jungkook fucks up (like always)

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masterlist

♡ means the story has fluff

☆ means the story has angst

⁂ means the story has mature content

❀ means the story has smut

♕ means the story is a favourite of mine

SEOKJIN

» Just a Pretty Face - idol!au ☆

» Disobeying ❀

» Hard Work ❀

» Sharing Is Caring - CEO!au, Model!au ❀♕

      ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

» Curiosity - CamBoy!au ❀♕

      ↳ One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six (coming soon)

» Runaways - BadBoy!au ☆❀

» On the Loose - Detective!au ☆❀⁂♕

      ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

YOONGI

» So Far Away ☆⁂

» Workplace Fun - CEO!au ❀

» Birthday Celebrations ♡❀

» Far From Innocent - Kitten!au ❀

» You’re Mine - CEO!au ❀♕

» Lazy Mornings ♡

HOSEOK

» Too Bad, Too Sweet ☆

» Another Fuck - FuckBoy!au ❀

» Taken - Kidnapped!au, Drug Dealer!au ☆⁂

» Burn - Soulmate!au ♡

» Purge Day - Purge!au ☆⁂♕

      ↳ One | Two | Three (coming soon)

NAMJOON

» Rebound ☆❀

» Frustrations - Mafia!au ☆❀

» Helping You - Professor/Cam!au ❀♕

      ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

JIMIN

» Dinner Party - CEO!au ❀

TAEHYUNG

» Worth It ☆❀

» Rough ❀

» Congratulations - Hwarang!au ♡❀

      ↳ One (maybe discontinued)

» Camera - CamBoy!au

      ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

JUNGKOOK

» Soft - BadBoy!au ♡

» No Love - SugarDaddy!au ☆❀♡

      ↳ One | Two | Three | Completed

» Purge Day - Purge/FuckBoy!au  ☆⁂♕

      ↳ One | Two | Three (coming soon)

» Sharing Is Caring - CEO/Model!au ❀♕

      ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

JINKI

» Did You? ❀

KIBUM

» Baby Boy ❀

TAEMIN

» Quiet ❀

» Unfortunate ☆⁂

TAEYONG

» BadBoy & FuckBoy ⁂❀♕

     ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

SICHENG

» Giving him a Blowjob ❀

JAEMIN

» High School Crush ♡♕

      ↳ One | Two (coming soon)

COMING SOON

HANSOL

» On the Couch ❀

SUHO

» Ice Cream ❀

all these works shown on this masterlist are written by me. please DO NOT repost onto other sites (eg: wattpad) or even tumblr without asking.

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Smut Audio MASTERLIST

♚♛♚♛

Jungkook 

Jungkook x Girl ~ Hickeys

Jungkook ~ Sex with Jungkook

Jungkook ~ Rough Sex

Jungkook x Girl ~ Sex with Jungkook

Jungkook ~ HandJob

Jungkook ~ Sex with Jungkook

Jungkook ~ Moans

Jungkook x Girl ~ Sex with Jungkook

Jungkook ~ Turning on the TV so the neighboords can’t hear.

Jungkook ~ Slow Sex

Jungkook ~ Masturbating

Jungkook ~ Sex with Jungkook

Jungkook ~ HandJob

Jungkook x Girl ~ Sex with Jungkook

Jungkook ~ Deep Throat

Jungkook ~ Blindfold

Jungkook x Girl ~ Sex With Jungkook

Jungkook ~ Fucking you Raw

Jungkook ~ Sub Jungkook

Jungkook ~ Solo audio

Taehyung

Taehyung x Girl ~ Slowing Down the thrusts

Taehyung x Girl ~ Faster

Taehyung x Girl ~ Sex With Tae

Taehyung ~ Masturbating ~ Part 2

Taehyung ~ Sex with Tae

Taehyung x Girl ~ Sex with Tae

Taehyung x Girl ~ Blowjob 

Taehyung ~ Blowjob Backstage 

Taehyung ~ Pounding so hard in you

Taehyung ~ Fucking With A Foreigner

Taehyung x Girl ~ In a bathroom stall with a fan

Taehyung ~ Masturbating

Jimin

Jimin ~ Saying I Love You

Jimin ~ Sex with Jimin

Jimin ~ Rough Sex

Jimin x Girl ~ Trying to be quiet. 

Jimin ~ First Time blowjob to Jimin

Jimin ~ Rough Sex

JiminxJKxGirl ~ Threesome

Jimin ~ Long Time Without You

Jimin x Girl ~ Sex With Jimin

Jimin x Girl ~ Sex with Jimin

Jimin ~ Skype Sex

Jimin x Girl ~ Legs on Shoulders

Jimin x Girl ~Cumming Inside You

Jimin x Girl ~ Eating you out

Namjoon

Rap Monster ~ Slow Sex

Rap Monster ~ Quiet Sex

Rap Monster ~ Trying To Stay Quiet

Rap Monster ~ Loud Sex with Namjoon

Rap Monster ~ Quickie with Namjoon

Hoseok

J-Hope ~ Sex with J-Hope

J-Hope ~ BlowJob

J-Hope ~`Shower Sex

J-Hope ~ Riding Him

J-Hope ~ He demands you to stay quiet

J-Hope ~ Music in the background 

Yoongi

Suga x Girl ~  Skype sex 

Suga ~ Sex with Yoongi

Suga ~ Sex with Suga

Suga ~ First time blowjob 

Suga x Girl ~ Going Hard On You

Suga ~ Masturbating in the studio 

Suga ~ Rough Sex

Suga ~ Blowjob

Suga ~ Masturbating

Jin

Jin ~ Rougher Sex

Jin ~ Really Loud Sex

Jin ~ Sex With Jin

Jin ~ Sex with Jin

Jin ~ Sex with Jin

Jin ~ Alon At The Dorm

Jin x Girl ~ Being Rough

Jin ~ Riding Him

SHIPS

Jikook ~  Audio 1 ~ Audio 2 ~ Audio 3

Taekook ~ Audio 1 ~ Audio 2

Namjin ~ Audio 1 ~ Audio 2 ~ Audio 3 ~

Vmin ~ Audio 1

Yoonmin ~ Audio 1 ~ Audio 2 

VKook ~ Audio 3 ~ 4 ~

(Video:  JiKook ~ Vd.1 ~ Vd. 2 ~ Vd. 3 ~)

(Video:  Jungkook getting PigRoasted by Vmin)

VIDEOS

Jungkook 

Recording a video of yourself and Jungkook

Kissing Jungkook

Jungkook cuming on his boxers

Jungkook in missionary 

Sex with Taehyung, Yoongi or Jin

Jimin dominating you

Neck kisses with Jimin 

Jimin eating you out 

Namjoon’s Dick

Hoseok sending you a video while being away

Yoongi teasing you

Yoongi punishing you 

Yoongi eating you out

Sex with your bias while being on the phone

BTS hip thrusting

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Reactions Masterlist

BTS: 

~ Bts reaction to finding out their new girlfriend is a cam-girl

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend making them breakfast in the morning

~ Bts reaction to their foreign girlfriend surprising them for their birthday

~ Bts reaction to waking up next to you for the first time

~ Bts reaction to finding out their foreign girlfriend is part of the Italian Mafia (Mafia AU)

~ Bts reaction to their (American)girlfriend being skilled with guns and knives (Mafia AU)

~ Bts reaction to trying to send their their girlfriend back into the normal world but she confesses her love for them (Mafia AU)

~ Bts reaction to finding out their crush is a skilled masked member from another gang (Mafia AU)

~ Bts reaction to having their first rut (Hybrid AU)

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend having bad period cramps 

~ Bts reaction to them confessing to you when intoxicated 

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend trying to learn Korean for them 

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend performing a diss track with her rap line (Idol AU) 

~ Bts reaction to them telling you that they’re mermaids (Supernatural AU) 

~ Bts reaction to your first time together 

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend being good at drawing 

~ Bts reaction to their idol girlfriend being really close to one of her members.  

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend changing her hairstyle 

~ Bts reaction to seeing you without makeup for the first time 

~ Bts reaction to you being close to another member

~ Bts reaction to you having tattoos 

~ Bts reaction to confessing to you

~ Bts reaction to finding out their s/o is struggling from severe  atychiphobia

~ Bts reaction to their crush asking if they have an extra jacket because she’s cold  

~ Bts reaction to them having a crush on a Produce 101 trainee 

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend being their choreographer

~ Bts reaction to you being their makeup artist

~ Bts reaction to finding out their crush isn’t close to their family

~ Bts reaction to their crush being hurt after finding out that their crush is in a relationship

~ Bts reaction to you studying medicine to become a surgeon 

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend taking ADHD medication 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o becoming blind after an accident

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend being a shapeshifter 

~ Bts reaction to their crush playing hard to get 

~ Bts reaction to finding out their s.o is asexual

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend getting a lot of hate 

~ Bts reaction to meeting their celebrity crush at an award show 

~ Bts reaction to finding out you’re a dancer

~ Bts reaction to finding out their crush in love with another member 

~ Bts reaction to finding out their foreign girlfriend can speak Korean 

~ Bts reaction to you begging them not to stop

~ Bts reaction to dating a taller girl 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o giving them a cute nickname

~ Bts reaction to you end up being sick at the same time

~ Bts reaction to you wanting to have sex while the other members are around 

~ Bts reaction to you being embarrassed by your teacher 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o having superpowers 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o having an undercut 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o being a vampire 

~ Bts reaction to having their first kiss with their crush 

~ Bts reaction to another member hearing them call you mommy

~ Bts reaction to finding out their s.o has been planning a secret trip 

~ Bts reaction to finding out their s.o is really good at rapping/singing 

~ Bts reaction to you calling them baby boy for the first time 

~ Bts reaction to you calling them daddy for the first time 

~ Bts reaction to their girlfriend kissing their stomach 

~ Bts reaction to falling in love with you at first sight 

~ Bts reaction to falling in love with you at a fan sign

~ Bts reaction to you body worshiping them 

~ Bts reaction to them being super needy and dominant (Werewolf AU)

~ Bts reaction to their s.o asking them to be submissive 

~ Bts reaction to you wearing their clothes 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o being really shy and submissive 

~ Bts reaction to you asking to cuddle

~ Bts reaction to their s.o taking a photo of them when they’re doing something casual 

~ Bts reaction to you calling them daddy to get their attention 

~ Bts reaction to you being needy

~ Bts reaction to you having a self care day

~ Bts reaction to you being physically strong 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o being horny but too shy to ask for help 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o waking them up by pressing kisses all over their face 

~ Bts reaction to finding photos of you as a baby/toddler 

~ Bts reaction to you coming out of the shower in just a towel 

~ Bts reaction to you playing dirty 

~ Bts reaction to you baking Christmas cookies together 

~ Bts reaction to you accidentally moaning while stretching 

~ Bts reaction to their friend accidentally sending them nudes 

~ Bts reaction to you kissing their neck and giving them hickeys 

~ Bts reaction to them giving you hickeys 

~ Bts reaction to you wanting to lose weight but taking it too far 

~ Bts reaction to you being too loud 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o being really good with kids 

~ Bts reaction to you cumming so hard you can’t speak 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o having suicidal thoughts and harming them self  

~ Bts reaction to you being really bratty 

~ Bts reaction to you coming home from work extremely frustrated 

~ Bts reaction to decorating the Christmas tree together 

~ Bts reaction to making you squirt hard 

~ Bts reaction to their friend coming out as bisexual 

~ Bts reaction to you crying during sex because it feels so good 

~ Bts reaction to you giving them a massage 

~ Bts reaction to you asking them out on a date 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o being in heat and them helping 

~ Bts reaction to cumming so hard they can’t speak 

~ Bts reaction to you giving them the silent treatment 

~ Bts reaction to you doing things to lessen how much you miss them while they’re away 

~ Bts reaction to you having freckles 

~ Bts reaction to you wearing sexy lingerie for them 

~ Bts reaction to you being scared and hiding behind them 

~ Bts reaction to breaking the bed while fucking you

~ Bts reaction to making you cum multiple times 

~ Bts reaction to cumming inside you for the first time 

~ Bts reaction to their s.o having a choking or biting kink 

~ Bts reaction to you speaking in your native language 

~ Bts reaction to waking their s.o up with sex 

~ Bts reaction to you accidentally showing a lot of skin in front of the other members 

~ Bts reaction to you sneaking a dog into the studio/apartment 

~ Bts reaction to going to a haunted house 

~ Bts reaction to them cumming early and being embarrassed

~ Bts how they would act towards their children 

~ Bts reaction to you not being able to sleep 

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Masterlist

Author’s note: I know this is pretty obvious but in case you don’t know:

M- Mature (smut)

F- Fluff

A- Angst

~BTS~

~Seokjin

-  Panic disorder (A,F) 

- Your guardian angel (A,F) 

- Mirror mirror (Supernatural AU) 

- It’s always been you (A,F,M) 

- Valentine’s day (F)

- I want you (M) 

- Cooking habits (F) 

~Yoongi 

-  Two is better than one ft Hoseok (M,F) 

-  Chocolate kisses (F)

-  Lollipop (M)

-  New hair and piano lessons (F) 

-  Wild night ft Hoseok (M) 

-  Bath time ft Hoseok (M, F) 

-  Don’t worry doctor, you’re safe with me (Mafia AU) (Yoonseok)

- Steamy shower (Yoonmin) (M) 

- Biting and kissing (Hybrid AU) (F) 

- Baby I like your thighs (Yoonmin) (M, F)

~Hoseok 

- Two is better than one ft Yoongi (M,F) 

- Wild night ft Yoongi (M) 

- Dance studio (M) 

- Bath time ft Yoongi (M,F) 

- Don’t worry doctor, you’re safe with me (Mafia AU) (Yoonseok)

- Not so innocent (M,F) 

- Snake? (F) 

- This is us ft Namjoon (F) 

~Namjoon 

- Too much tension (M,F)

- I guess I never realized how much I actually love you (F)  

- Needles and Ink (M)

- Unexpected (F) 

- Different (Hybrid AU) 

- Teach me (M,F)

- Recommendations (F) 

- My teacher (M) 

- This is us ft Hoseok (F) 

- My teacher pt.2 (A,F)

- Give me a chance (Hybrid AU F) 

~Jimin 

- Meant to be (F)

- Dog cafe (F) 

- Don’t be fooled baby (Supernatural AU) 

- Don’t be fooled baby Pt.2 

- Oh my pretty omega, let me treat you right (Jikook) (Supernatural AU) 

- Baby you’re adorable (Hybrid AU) 

- Darling you’re beautiful (A,F) (Also a Taehyung version) 

- Coffee shop (Jikook) 

- Steamy shower (Yoonmin) (M) 

- Beach date (F) 

- Baby I like your thighs (Yoonmin) (M, F) 

~Taehyung 

- Relax (M,F) 

- I don’t like baths but I’ll get in if you will (F) 

- Double trouble ft Jungkook (M,F)

- Don’t be jealous (A,F) 

- I’ll take care of you (Hybrid AU) 

- I’ll take care of you P.2 (Hybrid AU) 

- Good morning (M) 

- Don’t you dare (A,F) 

- Darling you’re beautiful (A,F)  (Also a Jimin version) 

- Near of far, I’ll always love you (F) 

- Arcade games ft Jungkook (F) 

- Night (M) 

- What a tease (M) 

- Notice me (F) 

- Baby don’t worry ft Jeongguk (F) 

~Jeongguk

- Don’t be nervous (F)

- Passion (M) 

- Double trouble ft Taehyung (M,F)

- Oh my pretty omega, let me treat you right  (Jikook) (Supernatural AU) 

- Confession (F) 

- Finally, I’ve found you (A,F) 

- Coffee shop (Jikook) 

- Arcade games ft Taehyung (F)

- Hard work (F) 

- Baby don’t worry ft Taehyung (F) 

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Do you have a masterlist?

https://tiredyoon.tumblr.com/post/164022254419/masterlist (or you can find it in my bio💘)

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Your hope and your angel😇❤️

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Blessin' your Tumblr feed😘😂 Jungkook-ah why u doin' this!?😭 you're makin' army suffer❤️

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Which is which?🤣🤣❤️

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yoongi be forever face-palming for dearest roommate