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If u think about it summer is the season of chastity bc u cant jerk it when it's 38 degrees in your room and the sexual pleasure cannot surpass the discomfort of being glued to your bed by your sweat #ClimateJustice

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

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I can finally share this comic I did for @aawomenzine ! I was super proud to be a part of this project and so so happy with how this comic came out. Each page is a different card suit! Loved this project ❤️

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Movie/TV Recommendation for People Who Are Fans of Cloudward, Ho!

Some of these are explicit inspirations for the season (from interviews/articles), and others are ones I either like/might appeal if you've been liking the Cloudward, Ho! so far:

Treasure Planet (2002) - animated movie

Disney movie based on the book Treasure Island

Has a solar-punk / space pirate aesthetic

Great characters, great music, fun adventure movie

My favourite Disney animated film (cause I love pirates)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)

Disney animated movie

Very adventure/historical with a similar premise as Cloudward, Ho!

Has steampunk aesthetics & a good story/characters

Castle in the Sky (1986) - animated movie

Studio Ghibli movie set in airships/1800s setting

Adventure story with a mythical place they're trying to find

I admittedly haven't watched, but it seems good and is on my watchlist

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

Terry Gilliam steampunk-adventure movie

Strange in the same vein of many of his stories

Has a sky ship in it

Brennan said it inspired the idea of having new adventurers joining the older crew

Also haven't watched, so can't vouch for it

Stardust (2007) - movie

Mostly historical / fantasy, but has sky-pirates / sky ships

Stars Charlie Cox & many famous people

Robert De Niro plays a gay pirate

Nautilus (2024) - tv show

Based on 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea

Steam-punk submarine / nautical adventure

Has the actor of John Silver from Black Sails in it

Or watch any of the many film adaptations of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Disenchantment (2018) - tv show

Animated show by the creator of Futurama & The Simpsons

Mostly fantasy, but in later seasons they go to Steamland - a steampunk world and more adventure takes place

Mostly included this cause it's a fun show and I love to recommend it to more people

Around the World in 80 Days (2021) - TV Show

There are many adaptations of this book, admittedly I've only watched the movie, but my Grandma said this one's good and it has David Tennant in it

Less fantastical than the others on this list, more "grounded" I guess in real life, but still has a core group going on an adventure in the Victorian era in a hot-air-balloon

Or watch one of the many other movie adaptations of the same book

Time Bandits (1981)

Terry Gilliam movie about a group of time travelling bandits and British child

I love this movie and if I'd watched it when I was younger it would have become my whole personality

Mostly just a vibes thing that connects this one

feel free to add any in the reblogs/comments

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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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Lmao I was gonna spend the night quietly ruminating on Twin Peaks, Lynch's works, and what he has to say about violence, but then my partner wanted to bone and I was like, oh hell yes. But afterwards I was like wait no I was going to meditate on Themes so I went right back to somber contemplation

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I have a new theory that the alt-right movement is secretly controlled by a pack of dogs

Exhibit A: this trend where a couple is on a walk in a farmers market and he dutifully protects wife from threats he invents: I call this type of guy "neurotic chihuahua scared of falling leaves-boyfriend"

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i have a croissant related grievance

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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household

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barbara kruger - untitled (your devotion has the look of a lunatic sport), 1981-1983

gelatin silver print

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lien

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“I’d like you to think about this black ribbon I’m wearing. Know what it means, do you?” The barman winced, and mumbled: “Tem’prance League . . .” “Right! Well done!” said Maladict. “And one more thought for you, if you’ve got room. I’ve only taken a pledge not to drink human blood. It doesn’t mean I can’t kick you in the fork so hard you suddenly go deaf.”

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

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I don't know if you've ever read Terry Pratchett, but me and a friend were trying to imagine how post show Garak as a politican would be like and we figured he'd be similar, to Sir Terry's Patrician.

Tbh he is kinda like that already.

What do you think about this?

I love the Discworld books, and I think that's an excellent comparison! That's certainly the way Garak would want to run things, anyway.

GNU.

Original art by Klaus Fail: AW SHIT HERE I GO AGAIN

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jeff jarrett dressed in this random episode of nitro like he raided jens lyndelle's closet