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Terrible Character Ideas:

A monk based on a European Christian archetype. They have sworn a sacred oath to defeat the giant snail plaguing the countryside.

A dragonborn desperately trying to convince the party that they’re really an aarakocra with a skin condition that made their feathers fall out.

Your standard horny bard, but they play a washboard. 

A sentient hat piloting a mannequin.

A dark elf who’s afraid of the dark, and terrified of spiders.

A peasant farmer who joined the adventure because they’re going through a midlife crisis and want to ~find themself.~

A druid who got involved because they’re the party’s weed dealer.

A werewolf who doesn’t believe in the moon.

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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Hold on hold on let me just

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everyone on this website on the 21st of september

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One of my favorites.

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Happy 21st of September!

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A lot of orange 🍊 meows .. sound on 🔊

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btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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