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Arnold went through so much in SOTM..

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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Did you know you can just go on Craigslist and buy a trebuchet?

Yeah, some rich dude had a collection of them. Basement full of siege weapons. Classic hoarding problem: I guess he kicked it and his family doesn't want them. They're cleaning out his trebuchet collection. Putting these giant war machines up at cut-rate prices. Honestly, looking at the pictures, I'm not even sure these are replicas.

Trent – you remember Trent, from college? – went down there and talked them into giving him one of the little ones for $60. Sixty bucks! I know! It's still big enough to chuck a Coke can full of rocks about half a kilometre. Government forgot to put it in the firearms code, too, so he can take it wherever he wants and the cops can't say shit.

Man, listen to me talk about trebuchets. I didn't even remember that it's insensitive to you, because your dad died in the 1300s during a prolonged siege of Stirling Castle. I'm sorry, it's so easy to forget with how busy life is now, not like when we were kids. You know what, I bet that dude's estate sale has a lot of regular-ass catapults too. Just as much fun without the harrowing memories. Let's go on down there this weekend, pick up some toys, and see if we can wreck Trent's Chevy Malibu from the other side of the lake.

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i will die your daughter

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big fat spoiler for deltarune chapter 3 below

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this is how they gonna defeat the big bad in chapter 3 with the shadow mantle being stolen

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Boo, look it's the circus troupe

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE, THEY'RE ALL COMPLETED WOOHOO