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Honey, where did you put the moose tranquilizer?
"ARRRRGHH!!!! 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!" "Ight bro that's enough cocaine for today."
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Vivi © me, Dev © @scarfaxia
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100 posts!
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MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT MAKE IT. I BEG OF YOU. I WANNA SEE!!!!!!
Heyyy...How do you guys think about me making Hellcrew OC?
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Hello Superstars! <3
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I've called your attention to a super bad group/bill called, KOSA.
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That's a great question, Moon!
KOSA is an organization that claims, 'to speak for GEN Z'; in reality, it is trying to pass a bill that will expose minors to their parents, completely make the internet be under all government control, and ban all lgbtqia+ /queer things, etc. off the internet to 'protect minors'.
Kosa was passed for mark up today (NOT PASSED AS A LAW.)
I know things seem dreary and hopeless, but DO NOT GIVE UP, contact your governers, sign petetions, to stop KOSA.
>POST TELLING INFO ABOUT KOSA, AND HOW TO STOP IT.
>INTERNET CENSORSHIP FAQ
>BAD INTERNET BILLS
> What can you do?
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rb to also cast destruction of the entire us governement xoxox
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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I HAVE A REASON. I do not know enough about those characters yet. and want to be able to write something with feeling behind it. The next one I make WILL have all of them! I promise Candy, just please gimme sometime lmao
To The Hellcrew
To Julius the Dressmaker: I hope you always have the right materials and your mind is always filled with ideas
To @killianlynchLynch: I hope you and Julius's love life is filled with possibility and that you'll drink "respect women juice"
To @seraphinashawShaw: I hope your makeup is always fresh and your boots are always shiny
To @seamuswrynn: I hope your camera lens's are always clean and that your angles are always correct.
To @cian-lynchLynch: I hope you finally get your dads approval and that you and Devlin's relationship stays strong as it is now.
To @devlindoherty: I hope your hangovers aren't as bad and that your eyebrows always keep a good shape.
To @sullivan-sweeney: I hope your wigs never tangle and that you always have good hair days
To @octaviandoherty: I hope your clients always pay well and that your piercings never get infected
To the creators of the hellcrew:
To @sanityshorror I hope your mind is always filled with ideas for new books and stories and that you're able to keep creating.
To @Scarfaxia: I hope you are able to find joy in each and everything you do and create.
To @gracilissart: I hope that you find fulfillment in life and that you'll always be proud of what you make and do.
Down here is what I wrote for Lucien.....🙄
To @lucienthepsychiatrist:.........I hope you are in an endless time loop of stubbing your toe. I hope that when you're brushing your teeth and brushing the back of your mouth, you gag so hard you feel the burning in the back of your throat. I hope that when you stand up, you stand up too quickly and your vision goes black for a couple seconds. I hope that when you go to buy protein powder, you accidentally buy a laxative and are stuck on the toilet for the next 3 hours. I hope that when you go to take out your garbage, the bag rips, and the garbage juice gets all over your pants leg. I hope that that your neighbors play loud and obnoxious music that keeps you up all night. I hope that your phone overheats every time you use it. I HOPE KILLIAN GETS RID OF YOU FOR GOOD.....and last but not least.....I hope that you'll be so overcome with regret for all of the things you did to Julius, that you will no longer be able to live with yourself.
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To The Hellcrew
To Julius the Dressmaker: I hope you always have the right materials and your mind is always filled with ideas
To @killianlynchLynch: I hope you and Julius's love life is filled with possibility and that you'll drink "respect women juice"
To @seraphinashawShaw: I hope your makeup is always fresh and your boots are always shiny
To @seamuswrynn: I hope your camera lens's are always clean and that your angles are always correct.
To @cian-lynchLynch: I hope you finally get your dads approval and that you and Devlin's relationship stays strong as it is now.
To @devlindoherty: I hope your hangovers aren't as bad and that your eyebrows always keep a good shape.
To @sullivan-sweeney: I hope your wigs never tangle and that you always have good hair days
To @octaviandoherty: I hope your clients always pay well and that your piercings never get infected
To the creators of the hellcrew:
To @sanityshorror I hope your mind is always filled with ideas for new books and stories and that you're able to keep creating.
To @Scarfaxia: I hope you are able to find joy in each and everything you do and create.
To @gracilissart: I hope that you find fulfillment in life and that you'll always be proud of what you make and do.
Down here is what I wrote for Lucien.....🙄
To @lucienthepsychiatrist:.........I hope you are in an endless time loop of stubbing your toe. I hope that when you're brushing your teeth and brushing the back of your mouth, you gag so hard you feel the burning in the back of your throat. I hope that when you stand up, you stand up too quickly and your vision goes black for a couple seconds. I hope that when you go to buy protein powder, you accidentally buy a laxative and are stuck on the toilet for the next 3 hours. I hope that when you go to take out your garbage, the bag rips, and the garbage juice gets all over your pants leg. I hope that that your neighbors play loud and obnoxious music that keeps you up all night. I hope that your phone overheats every time you use it. I HOPE KILLIAN GETS RID OF YOU FOR GOOD.....and last but not least.....I hope that you'll be so overcome with regret for all of the things you did to Julius, that you will no longer be able to live with yourself.
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now THAT is a devoted boyfriend.
when @devlindoherty let's go of my hand :'<
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He kinda has to....or you'll break it again....
when @devlindoherty let's go of my hand :'<
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For some reason, I wanted to get Rick rolled.....but then it turns out to be this......I like this even better!!
@soda-criminal dude, check this out.
DELETE THIS POST
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i'm dead
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NO, CAUSE WHY WAS I DOING THAT ON MY WALK???
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just wait until you scroll a little too far
one week, i now have had tumblr for one whole week woohoo, i haven't seen anything too bad ( yet )
thats one week woohoo april 22nd - 29th
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@devlindoherty
I think we all know what YOUR answer is. 🤨
@octaviandoherty
yours too, you little anarchist. 🤓
So when the American WW3 draft comes (and yeah, it's coming)..
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me when my parents said the carrots would make my eyes better
Hey - wait a minute! 🐶🥦😆
More like this
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Honestly, real.
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I crave the milk from his breasts
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THANK YOU. I need to know how it ends.....DOES LAZARI WORK THINGS OUT WITH SLENDER? DOES SHE MEET HER DAD? DOES SHE GET THERAPY??!?!?!?!?!
(I can't wait to see it!!)
Ending the I eat pasta series is up to me now…🩷
@creepypasta-meh-dudes I saw your Reblog of my post, and I gotchu my man, I will start on the second “chapter” as soon as I can mate!!!!!!
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