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hey everyone, you guys might vaguely remember me as @/misfitzpodcast or @/mostlikelymilo but i just wanted to explain something. after many months of being away from tumblr, i had decided that because nobody had been posting anything i had been interested in, that i should start fresh.

not only that but my love for these creators online has been dying, the amount of cancel culture and accusations being thrown around is too much for me to grasp. i watch who i watch, and i don’t care about anything but if they’re a p*do or predator. i’m officially just too tired of media ruining the things i love.

i’m not leaving forever, this page will still be up, but the account that i will mainly be using is @totallytwig. it will mainly be focused on my current interests outside of media, probably aesthetics and hobbies outside of the internet.

sorry if this is somewhat of a letdown but if my interest grows again, you’re sure to see this account in use at some point.

anyways, catch you guys later :) i’ll be trying to post more often on my main so check there for other stuff!

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draw a lil astronaut?

girl help i’m lost in the vast expanse of space

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getting the feeling this post didn’t age well

Schlatt: You can't simp your way into a relationship.

Carson: Challenge accepted.

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i don’t remember writing this, i just came back into tumblr and found it. was i ok?

please do not perceive me, for i am nothing but a figment of your imagination and a curse to those i come across as i continually and infinitely walk the mortal realm

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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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please do not perceive me, for i am nothing but a figment of your imagination and a curse to those i come across as i continually and infinitely walk the mortal realm

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FUCKING HAMPTER

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what the fuck

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

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My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!

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Care to debate abortion?

Nah

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my birthday is gonna be on a saturday oh my god this is gonna be good

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ya know, sometimes i forget that theres the “inspect” or “developer tools” option that can let me select elements from my gradebook and edit them so i can “change my grade” in order to make my parents think i’ve been working my ass off when in reality im on tumblr all day 

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hey guys! sorry i’ve been MIA. i’m just lazy as fuck! i made these at 1:28 am when i don’t feel like waking up for school tomorrow! i’ll get on the requests soon but again thank you for supporting me 💛💛

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i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling Just wanted to remind you that you're beautiful & you're alive for a reason. So smile you little goof nugget, I love you