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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
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love when recs aren't "this is amazing" or "this is a must-watch" but instead just "hey do you want to read something fucked up"
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suddenly thinking about samaichi necronomico au where samatoki's the one who gets bodyjacked and ichiro's the one who makes it his life's mission to kill cthulhu about it
#fuuuck the angst potential is enormous 🤤#off to the enormous doc of ideas that will never get written with this one
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my mid-season top three and they're leading by. like. a lot
#crab watches#summer 2025#it's so funny to me that one of these has average scores up in the 80% zone on anilist#(which is very high)#and one is down at 50% lmfao#(catastrophically low)#i feel like a lot of ppl dipped from necronomico after the first ep which is a shame bc they're missing out on peak yuri#that just went from yuribait to actual yuri#(confirmed by evil woman cthulhu herself)#and also they probably don't know that the ep1 in-game animation was only for ep1#(tho tbh even the ep1 in-game animation i found charming so. idk. shrug)#just goes to show one must be brave in the face of a weird fucking premiere to reap the rewards of a good ass yuri 😌
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never forget your roots
fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
going to fanfiction.net at all
going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
warning: lemon
though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
“summary sux just read it”
replying to reviews in the author’s notes
author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author
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cthulhu discovers the power of yuri
#crab watches#necronomico and the cosmic horror show#''in you i feel a strange power that other humans lack'' girl you just haven't met any other short pissed off lesbians yet
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NOT THE IKEMEN GHATANOTHOA FACE REVEAL ADFAD;FLKADJS;L
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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made
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i do like how in addition to "streamers forced to play death game by lovecraftian horrors" we get plot breaks for stuff like one of the lovecraftian horrors going "hey you're a history buff and a fujoshi, right? show me around kyoto today :3"
#crab watches#necronomico and the cosmic horror show#once again. anime of the season and i'm not kidding!!!#really though why was the fujo part#relevant to the food tour lmao
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it's so fucked that kanna is getting any flack at all for that livestream when on the same stream a teacher was outed for hooking up with his student as soon as she graduated and another guy basically confessed to murder
worst part is it's not even unrealistic
#crab watches#necronomico and the cosmic horror show#like 😩 damn leave my girl alone#i mean sure the other two are getting fucked over by the stream too but the fact that kanna's getting any heat at all#FOR HER TRAUMA#is just so bleak. yet realistic 😔#anime of the season btw i'm not kidding
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me when i get one (1) note on tumblr dot com from my beloved mutuals: they lovme❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏😭😭❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁✨️✨️☝️☝️☝️☝️😁😁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💜💜💜💗❤️🩹❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂i love them 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜 f ried n
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きょうは こんぱくとすたいるで ねてみるです
I'm going to take a nap with the compact style
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thinking about established relationship samaichi being hella gross at the festival shooting gallery!!
ichiro taking a few shots while samatoki's off getting them some food and when samatoki comes back being like dannaaa i want to get the little stuffed animal that reminds me of you but i keep missing umu and samatoki looks over at the prize wall, sees a kind of dopey but cool looking wolf plush, and is like k
but instead of simply taking the rifle and getting the prize for ichiro he makes a huge grand flirty show of paying for a few more rounds to show ichiro how to aim. gets right up behind him, holds him as he holds the gun, cozies up real close, whispers all his advice in ichiro's ear. so overly affectionate that even halfway across the festival, well out of sight and out of earshot, jyuto gets chills in the middle of a sweltering summer
still, it's good advice! with samatoki's guidance ichiro manages to knock over a pack of pretz and after samatoki gives him a head pat and a "good boy" he's sent off with a few more shots to aim for the stuffed animal he wants now
and because ichiro is a quick learner he gets it in one shot, turns back to samatoki all thrilled, delightedly clutching a dopey little stuffed horse to his chest. giving samatoki really mixed feelings because ok good for you ichiro but you were not talking about the wolf......?
#smic dailies 2025#samatoki torn between megabummed that he'd not the cool ass wolf#and megahorny because ichiro looked great with that gun
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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!
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enough mpreg. give him mpostpartum depression
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